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Inappropriate Behaviour and Other Stories by Aussie Scribbler Jan. 29, 2012 39661 words Read a sample
A psychiatrist who resorts to spanking his bratty nymphomaniac patient ; a rascally Arab who swaps places with his identical twin eunuch brother in order to sample the delights of the harem ; supermarket workers who raise money for the homeless with their Cop a Feel Day ; a woman who dreams she is a talking Playboy centrefold ; a perverted prince who takes advantage of Sleeping Beauty. And more!
Chew On This by B. Handy Jan. 23, 2012 246 words Read a sample
A tasty treat of deception and misdirection.
Unbeatable - An Erotic Short Story by Katie Clover Jan. 18, 2012 2777 words Read a sample
An erotic short story about cancer? Her name is Samantha, and she spends every night at the same bar. But when the barman finally starts talking to her, he discovers why she's so afraid of meeting a man. This is a sexually explicit short story about a woman who is trying to rebuild her sexual identity.
Sex Island - Sexy Sea Adventures #4 by Scott Rex Jan. 17, 2012 2890 words Read a sample
After being lost at sea, Josh might have found his long-lost girlfriend Lisa! But to find her he must accompany a vulnerable virgin girl through treachery and danger! Can he protect her from the lusty island-people? Can he resist his urges to touch her sweet naked body? Will he find his beloved girlfriend before the volcano explodes? Take pleasure in this conclusion of the Sexy Sea Saga.
booty in legging picture by Jason Piere Jan. 14, 2012 45 words Read a sample
Hot girl in legging picture
Naked Montreal - Part 1 by Laura Roberts Jan. 13, 2012 1938 words Read a sample
Naked Montreal is a fictional guide to the Sin City of the North, written by Black Heart Magazine editor Laura Roberts. The novel combines the saucy wit of Laura’s "V for Vixen" columns with the tale of one Smut Mistress' rise to the top of the city's swinging sexy scene, including all the sultry and sordid so-and-so's she meets along the way.
New Year Nookie by Heather Lane Jan. 12, 2012 7279 words Read a sample
Sasha Morton needed a little more out of life... So did Jake Simms. After a long tradition of New Year's Eve parties with her sister, Sasha decided to take control of destiny and get out of dodge. When she went on the singles cruise that she paid for on a whim, she met up with Jake. After that, they couldn't get enough of each other.
Sex Pirates - Sexy Sea Adventures #3 by Scott Rex Jan. 01, 2012 2337 words Read a sample
Josh and his multiple lovers have been kidnapped by murderous pirates! Now the pirates want to have their way with Josh's women! Will Josh be able to rescue the sweet young girls? Who will get ravaged? Will Josh ever find his long-lost girlfriend?
How not to have sex by Anna Austen Leigh Dec. 31, 2011 1594 words Read a sample
Having sex outdoors - a delight. Except when everything goes wrong.
Sex Yacht - Sexy Sea Adventures #2 by Scott Rex Dec. 30, 2011 3048 words Read a sample
Lost at sea, Josh finally gets rescued by some people on a yacht! But these are no regular sea-voyagers... they want him to do drugs and take part in group sex or they'll send him back out to sea! Will Josh maintain his virtue, or will he give in to lust? Will he find his beloved girlfriend? Will he take solace in the arms of a new lover?
Sex Raft - Sexy Sea Adventures #1 by Scott Rex Dec. 29, 2011 2182 words Read a sample
Josh is stranded at sea in his raft and he misses his girlfriend. But there's a sexy lady stranded with him. How will they cope with their desperate situation?
Hot Clip Barber by Whiskey McNaughton Dec. 16, 2011 4737 words Read a sample
Jim Jennings has been visiting Tom's Barber Shop all his life, but one day he discovers not only is Tom not there, but the babe cutting hair in Tom's shop is so hot the place is almost blazing. Nervous, he continues coming in for his hair cuts until one day when she locks the door and pulls the shades and gives him more than a trim around the edges, causing him to hope Tom never comes back in.
Santa Enters the Back Door by Whiskey McNaughton Dec. 12, 2011 6569 words Read a sample
Pauline was hot. It was Christmas Eve and the weather had gone into the 80s. She tried everything, but nothing cooled her off. After she passed out from too much "cold drinking" she felt someone fondling her body in her own living room, in the middle of the night where no one else should be! She was considering her options when she realized the intruder had to be none other than Santa Clause.
Jolly Rogering by Aussie Scribbler Nov. 14, 2011 5328 words Read a sample
Jolly Rogering - What happens when a country milkmaid tries to realise her dream of becoming a pirate by disguising herself as a cabin boy? How long can she keep her secret, and what will happen when a shipload of horny pirates find that they have a sexy young girl at their mercy? Washed Up - How will sex-crazed Lady Robin Crusoe survive life as a castaway? Is a green banana as good as a man?
Riot Girl by Aussie Scribbler Nov. 13, 2011 8493 words Read a sample
Riot Girl - For Patty, molotov cocktails and Tasers were the ultimate aphrodisiac. The Girl Who Played with Herself - A sexy dragon-tattooed computer hacker stirs up a hornet's nest when an unscrupulous tycoon tries to take advantage of her. The Cat Who Shot the Cream - Fratman takes on that notorious feline fatale The Panther. Going Ape! - A sexy primatologist dreams of bonking like a bonobo.
How To Pick Up Women Like A Musician by Nicky Faulkes Nov. 11, 2011 4333 words Read a sample
Here's a how-to book that gives you a leg up on getting a woman's legs up and wrapped around your waist the way musicians do. I'm a musician and this describes how my friends and I score. Musician or not, these techniques can work for you & they're fun. *WARNING* Please use these tips responsibly. Always have a wingman to take you home, to the ER, or to post bail as needed.
Transylvanian Roulette by Aussie Scribbler Nov. 11, 2011 10288 words Read a sample
David Van Helsing, great grandson of Dracula's famous nemesis, and his sexy young assistant Nicole, Supernatural Affairs Editor of "World's Most Dangerous Sex Acts Magazine", team up to fight a sexually voracious Vampire Queen in this bawdy (and sometimes kind of gross) tale of the supernatural. Plus two more tales of terrible titillation.
Lusting While Dusting by Aussie Scribbler Nov. 08, 2011 1031 words Read a sample
A male employee of a nude cleaning company is sexually harassed by a sexy female client in this very short story.
The Gingerbread Man: A Scrumptious Erotic Fairy Tale by Lynn Hubbard Nov. 08, 2011 1258 words Read a sample
The Gingerbread Man A Scrumptious Erotic Fairy Tale Need a quickie? This is an adult fairy tale. Some, sugar, some spice, and a pinch of lust. Hope you enjoy!
Queens of the Stone Age by Aussie Scribbler Nov. 06, 2011 3295 words Read a sample
When Ook the caveman is expelled from his tribe for a sexual indiscretion he is cast out into a prehistoric wilderness full of blood-thirsty dinosaurs and conniving sex-crazed women.
Tit for Tat by Aussie Scribbler Nov. 05, 2011 2908 words Read a sample
A compulsive hoarder comes up against a big-busted but light-fingered Ebay trader in this cheeky little erotic tale.
My 2nd Chance by Gene Willi Nov. 05, 2011 1164 words Read a sample
Marie and Dan had been dating for about 2 years. On one summer afternoon, she came over to his house and was wanting to have sex with him. But with a lot of heavy petting and kissing , Dan couldn't get it up and was devastated when she left. After having blown an opportunity to have sex for the first time, Dan gets a late night call that changes his life forever.
Annatheia's Coup d'état (Fairy Intervention) a short story by JRR Brockett Oct. 14, 2011 4490 words Read a sample
one should always expect the unexpected...
Stocking Fillers - Erotica by Mouna Lott & T.H.Rusty Oct. 13, 2011 9943 words Read a sample
Stocking Fillers is the latest collection of short erotica stories by T.H.Rusty and Mouna Lott. A free gift over the Christmas period, this selection of stories is to give you an extra gift in your stocking this year! Enjoy the stories? Then look out for more T.H.Rusty and Mouna Lott stories right here on Smashwords
Dumpsterotica: How Dirty Are You? by Allie Beck Oct. 12, 2011 4489 words Read a sample
The first installment in the Dumpsterotica series. It all begins here... Frustrated Marcia can't share her sex secret with her husband, Joe: her electric toothbrush gets more action than he does. Poor Joe is tired of dropping a Benjamin on a bottle of champagne every time he wants to get some nookie. When Joe learns how trashy Marcia really is, readers go along for the filthy, filthy ride.
Intro: from the Jimmy Jolts Series by Luca Satana Oct. 10, 2011 1387 words Read a sample
The Jimmy Jolts Erotic Ebook Series is a collection of stories that follow Henry Richards as he begins his career at Jimmy Ray Bob's Rejuvenation System, where he will work as a seller and distributor of Jimmy Jolts, either through the direct conduit service or indirectly through the client's chosen replacement conduit.
Collar and Bone: a Split-Self side story by IsaKFT Oct. 02, 2011 2121 words Read a sample
Lily indulges in his submissive side, to Jake's benefit. Light S&M themes, though more sweet and silly than dark and kinky ^.^
Forum Rejects - Rejected Penthouse Forum Letters by PriveCo Inc. Sep. 28, 2011 6027 words Read a sample
"He is either a complete moron or a comedic genius" - Fark.com For years humorist Tom Nardone mailed a salvo of the world's worst erotic letters to Penthouse Forum. None were ever published or even officially rejected. Frustrated, Nardone leaked his work to the Internet where they have received critical acclaim and over 1,000,000 page views. This is a collection of his ten best rejected letters.
Teddy Bear: A Short Story by Linda A. Lavid Sep. 08, 2011 5717 words Read a sample
Despondent, broke, and left by a young wife, Ted Blaine returns home to Buffalo to lick his wounds. With bills up the wazoo, a meddling sister, and endless thoughts of his wife, Ted's life is spiraling downward...until. This story is for adults and has explicit language. Word count: 5600. Teddy Bear is included in Thirst and Spots Blind, two short story collections by the author.
Rose and the Alien by Nikki Palmer Sep. 03, 2011 3647 words Read a sample
Rose is sick of using her vibrator so she does as a friend suggests and looks through some ads for casual hookups on a website. She finds one from someone claiming to be an alien. The ad makes her laugh, so she responds to it. When he arrives, he's very strange. Is he really an alien trying to study human females?
Sympathy for the master by Tanner Publishing Aug. 08, 2011 1797 words Read a sample
A satirical look at master and slave
Rubbing the Right Way by Bad Penny Press Aug. 06, 2011 2498 words Read a sample
An aching out-of-town traveler just wants a good massage to work the kinks out of his back. He chances upon "Mo" in the phone book. "Rubbing the Right Way" is told a little tongue-in-cheek, and other things in other things... and it's another FREE download to draw your attention to more erotic hardcore from Bad Penny Press.
The Eyes Have It by Arthur Mackeown Aug. 05, 2011 991 words Read a sample
This is a short horror story from my short story collection 'Gold.' It tells of a not-so-romantic encounter between an urban cannibal and a young lady who is not quite what she seems.
The Apalling Ones by Byron Gordon Aug. 03, 2011 4937 words Read a sample
A tale of two friends who go looking for freedom in Nashville and can’t find it anywhere… Society tolerated Mason’s and Gordon’s drunken and sexual reveling during their 20s and 30s, but now it is time for them to settle down get married, buy a house in the suburbs and raise children and everyone knows it… everyone except for them that is.
Creatures of Sensation: A teaser for the novel by cordelia Clark July 03, 2011 3921 words Read a sample
Light hearted poking fun at Jane Austen's style of writing and the manners of Regency Era England in this ironic period piece Romance. A teaser for the novel.
Arrested by the Cableman by Tom Raimbault June 23, 2011 6296 words Read a sample
If you ever thought of stealing cable in this town, think again! For if you happen to be a hot, gorgeous blond; the Cableman will arrest you, restrain you in his van and then strip search you for a full-body examination with sexy techniques to jolt a confession from you. He has no business touching the suspect that way! But he's the stoned, crazy Cableman; and no one steals cable in his town!
Temptation by Russell Turney June 09, 2011 963 words Read a sample
Sometimes you come away with more than you expected on a shopping trip.
Chip Off the Old Block? by Natasha Duncan-Drake June 03, 2011 7800 words Read a sample
The Anti-Christ is coming! His name is Owen. Well really it's Beherit, but that's so last millennium. World domination is just around the corner and his life at school is about to end. His best friend David will be gone and that makes Owen feel things that confuse him. What else is he to do, but ask his dad what it all means, even if that dad has horns and an eye on the corruption of humankind?
Accidental Alien Anal by Anna Bell May 17, 2011 1425 words Sample 20%
Anna accidentally has sex with two guys thinking they are aliens.
Gophers by Rhett Bise May 14, 2011 13102 words Read a sample
A glimpse into the interesting, not-so-interesting, odd, annoying, and always entertaining lives of some residents of an unnamed street in Southern California suburbia. *Warning - contains some graphic sexuality. Though not intended to be an erotic story, this story is not suitable for thise under 18.
Therapy Session by Rushmore Judd April 19, 2011 1233 words Read a sample
She had a problem. She had an uncontrollable urge to take off her clothes. See how this therapist deals with her problem. A rather short story.
No Foreplay Required by London Shye Jan. 01, 2011 960 words Read a sample
What happens when your lesbian partner does't think ahead? A good ass fucking.
TSA Employee Training by J. Alexander Dec. 17, 2010 2222 words Read a sample
TSA security guards must go through extensive training. I wondered what one of those training days would be like. What type of people would pass and what kind of people fail? Here is a peek into a group that probably failed. Adult language and references to intimate body parts. TSA Employee Training is a short story of approximately 2000 words and is intended for adults only.
Of Lust and Love: Volume I of The Eroticon by Lorel Simon June 16, 2010 25968 words Read a sample
“Other Times, Other Climes: Historic Humor” ― 19 Short Stories for Adults: Laughs from the past and from all around the world. Some themes: Why there's no Mrs. God. Flour power in the Middle Ages. Carnal diplomacy in the Age of Exploration. Victorian courtship by euphemism. The seven priestly ways to get some. And more! ― Enjoy all nine volumes of The Eroticon, 100 Tales of Lust and Love.
Malison by Rico Viejo June 02, 2010 37226 words Read a sample
The educated brute, enforcer for spice merchants, deals routinely and fearlessly with violent men. Women, from heiresses to prostitutes, attracted by his looks or his wealth, come easy to him. Terror comes into his life for the first time when two women plot to force him into a ménage à trois. Completely unmanned by this, his happy bachelorhood ends when he unknowingly marries a pigtailed teen.
The Cats Will Play by Jessica Freely May 07, 2010 2494 words Read a sample
The secluded old farm house gives Gus the creeps, but Billy Pips insists that it's a hot new rave spot. Stan thinks Gus is being a pussy, but when he finds out what Pips is really up to, he turns out to be the scaredy cat.
Elvira by Joe Brewster Oct. 25, 2009 2427 words Read a sample
A sexy, mysterious stranger approaches college-boy, Joe, as he studies at a local coffee shop. First she invites herself to his table then she invites him to her slave den. A light humorous bit of short fiction featuring a light BDSM theme.
The Second Person by Alessia Brio Oct. 25, 2009 3228 words Read a sample
A hilarious tale in which the author breaks several "rules" of "good" writing. Try it. YOU'll like it. (This story first appeared in the print edition of Alessia Brio's debut collection, fine flickering hungers.)
Legally Binding by Alessia Brio Oct. 25, 2009 1947 words Read a sample
There are ways to make an attorney perform! Tamara is fed up with Bruce's slacking, since she's the one fielding his legal practice's calls from irate clients. She takes control of the situation in a very effective manner. (Never before published.)
Jake by Alessia Brio Oct. 18, 2009 1302 words Read a sample
Chloe misses Jake something fierce.