Featuring free erotica ebooks from Smashwords authors and publishers. ADULT CONTENT: These books contain subject matter not suitable for children. If you're under 18, or erotica's not your thing, please enjoy these cute hamsters instead.

	Gophers	by Rhett Bise May 14, 2011	13102 words	Read a sample
	A glimpse into the interesting, not-so-interesting, odd, annoying, and always entertaining lives of some residents of an unnamed street in Southern California suburbia. *Warning - contains some graphic sexuality. Though not intended to be an erotic story, this story is not suitable for thise under 18.
	Therapy Session	by Rushmore Judd April 19, 2011	1233 words	Read a sample
	She had a problem. She had an uncontrollable urge to take off her clothes. See how this therapist deals with her problem. A rather short story.
	No Foreplay Required	by London Shye Jan. 01, 2011	960 words	Read a sample
	What happens when your lesbian partner does't think ahead? A good ass fucking.
	Office Mating; A Short Story of Infidelity and Exhibitionism	by Esmeralda Greene Dec. 31, 2010	4900 words	Read a sample
	Esmeralda Greene takes a swing at extramarital flings in this entry in her "Greene Shorts" series of erotic short stories. In this sexy and comical tale of voyeurism, exhibitionism, crossed purposes and passionate, freewheeling lust, David finds himself cheating on his wife after circumstances and his wife's own insatiable sex-drive set him on the path to having an affair with his sexy co-worker.
	TSA Employee Training	by J. Alexander Dec. 17, 2010	2222 words	Read a sample
	TSA security guards must go through extensive training. I wondered what one of those training days would be like. What type of people would pass and what kind of people fail? Here is a peek into a group that probably failed. Adult language and references to intimate body parts. TSA Employee Training is a short story of approximately 2000 words and is intended for adults only.
	Of Lust and Love: Volume I of The Eroticon	by Lorel Simon June 16, 2010	25968 words	Read a sample
	“Other Times, Other Climes: Historic Humor” ― 19 Short Stories for Adults: Laughs from the past and from all around the world. Some themes: Why there's no Mrs. God. Flour power in the Middle Ages. Carnal diplomacy in the Age of Exploration. Victorian courtship by euphemism. The seven priestly ways to get some. And more! ― Enjoy all nine volumes of The Eroticon, 100 Tales of Lust and Love.
	Shimmer	by Cassandra Curtis Feb. 14, 2010	7890 words	Read a sample
	Stuck at her sister's tropical wedding without a date, Dixie Ames decides to kick up sand at the reception and finds more than she bargained for, spotting a strange shimmering orb over the water. Rey knows better than to appear in front of humans, but something about Dixie attracts him like no other. Can a human and a Shimryn find love? He knows only the tides will tell.
	Fortune Cookie Magic - Partial	by Dee Dawning Jan. 09, 2010	13907 words	Read a sample
	If you were told that eating a fortune cookie could bring you lust, sex, love, and the man of your dreams, would you go for it? Find out what four professional women decide in this hilarious erotic romance. Fortune Cookies was an Eppies finalist in 2008
	The Second Person	by Alessia Brio Oct. 25, 2009	3301 words	Read a sample
	A hilarious tale in which the author breaks several "rules" of "good" writing. Try it. YOU'll like it. (This story first appeared in the print edition of Alessia Brio's debut collection, fine flickering hungers.)
	Legally Binding	by Alessia Brio Oct. 25, 2009	2052 words	Read a sample
	There are ways to make an attorney perform! Tamara is fed up with Bruce's slacking, since she's the one fielding his legal practice's calls from irate clients. She takes control of the situation in a very effective manner.
	Jake	by Alessia Brio Oct. 18, 2009	1524 words	Read a sample
	Chloe misses Jake something fierce!
	Partnership 101	by Alessia Brio June 18, 2009	2117 words	Read a sample
	A humorous look at the partnership of Alessia Brio & Will Belegon.
	Bleep!	by Alessia Brio June 13, 2009	4285 words	Read a sample
	A world without phone sex? Could it happen? Join Alessia and Will for a humorous, yet very thought-provoking look at this engaging exchange between lovers that suffers a few... bleeps.
	Giggling Into the Pillow	by Chris Bridges April 28, 2009	68792 words	Read a sample
	Bring some laughter (the good, non-pointing kind) back into your bedroom and find out why the whole sex thing is even more fun than you thought it was! In these 36 short stories, articles, and guides you'll visit the world's most honest singles bar, enjoy Valentine's For One, see what happens when mountain folk make porn, and find out why it’s vitally important to stop saying that things suck.