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	Inappropriate Behaviour and Other Stories	by Aussie Scribbler Jan. 29, 2012	39661 words	Read a sample
	A psychiatrist who resorts to spanking his bratty nymphomaniac patient ; a rascally Arab who swaps places with his identical twin eunuch brother in order to sample the delights of the harem ; supermarket workers who raise money for the homeless with their Cop a Feel Day ; a woman who dreams she is a talking Playboy centrefold ; a perverted prince who takes advantage of Sleeping Beauty. And more!
	Author bio: Although I am currently happy and high functioning, I have had a long history of mental illness, including endogenous depression, bipolar disorder and obsessive compulsive disorder. My book "How to Be Free", for which I used the name Joe Blow, is an articulation of the ideas which have been useful to me in freeing myself from these conditions. If asked whether these ideas have provided me with a secure foundation for emotional stability, happiness and flowering creativity, I would reply, “Well, so far so good.” I also write humorous erotica under the pseudonym Aussiescribbler. In many ways my playful, irreverent and anarchic fiction is another form of expression of the approach to life I advocate in "How to Be Free".
	Chew On This	by B. Handy Jan. 23, 2012	246 words	Read a sample
	A tasty treat of deception and misdirection.
	Author bio: For now, throwing up free flash under 1,000 words when possible. Will start adding deeper fictional tales later in 2012 now that time is finally on my side to dedicate to an entire series or three. In the meantime, scraps for the poor. :D I appreciate any and all reviews and as detailed as possible, for no critique is too harsh on the path of improvement. Thanks.
	Unbeatable - An Erotic Short Story	by Katie Clover Jan. 18, 2012	2777 words	Read a sample
	An erotic short story about cancer? Her name is Samantha, and she spends every night at the same bar. But when the barman finally starts talking to her, he discovers why she's so afraid of meeting a man. This is a sexually explicit short story about a woman who is trying to rebuild her sexual identity.
	Author bio: Author of erotic short stories, some (thought not all) based on real-life experiences...
	Sex Island - Sexy Sea Adventures #4	by Scott Rex Jan. 17, 2012	2890 words	Read a sample
	After being lost at sea, Josh might have found his long-lost girlfriend Lisa! But to find her he must accompany a vulnerable virgin girl through treachery and danger! Can he protect her from the lusty island-people? Can he resist his urges to touch her sweet naked body? Will he find his beloved girlfriend before the volcano explodes? Take pleasure in this conclusion of the Sexy Sea Saga.
	Author bio: Women make life beautiful, and I want to share that beauty and excitement with the world. The female phenomenon is a tumultous ocean of love, lust and cruelty. These stories are an expression of my masochistic adoration of these wonderful beings.
	booty in legging picture	by Jason Piere Jan. 14, 2012	45 words	Read a sample
	Hot girl in legging picture
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	Naked Montreal - Part 1	by Laura Roberts Jan. 13, 2012	1938 words	Read a sample
	Naked Montreal is a fictional guide to the Sin City of the North, written by Black Heart Magazine editor Laura Roberts. The novel combines the saucy wit of Laura’s "V for Vixen" columns with the tale of one Smut Mistress' rise to the top of the city's swinging sexy scene, including all the sultry and sordid so-and-so's she meets along the way.
	Author bio: Laura Roberts is the Michael Corleone of sex writing: every time she tries to get out of the biz, the "family" drags her back in. This time, she's taking the cannoli and leaving the gun, writing her own fictional take on life in the sex trade with her first novel, Naked Montreal. As the author of the quirky "V for Vixen" sex column for one of Montreal's alternative newspapers, Roberts witnessed a variety of sexcapades during her time on the beat. Armed with a degree in Creative Writing from Concordia University, she seamlessly blends fact and fiction to create work that has been described as both sassy and insightful. Naked Montreal brings a new view of this underground city to the surface. Laura currently helms the literary magazine, Black Heart, works as a freelance writer and editor, and blogs about all things literary at her portfolio site, Buttontapper.com. She also tweets @originaloflaura.
	New Year Nookie	by Heather Lane Jan. 12, 2012	7279 words	Read a sample
	Sasha Morton needed a little more out of life... So did Jake Simms. After a long tradition of New Year's Eve parties with her sister, Sasha decided to take control of destiny and get out of dodge. When she went on the singles cruise that she paid for on a whim, she met up with Jake. After that, they couldn't get enough of each other.
	Author bio: Hi, I'm Heather Lane, (REDWRITERGAL) I'm an author of Erotica! I love writing sexy books, and am happy to share my stories with you. Pull up a chair, get comfortable, and let Heather tell you a bedtime story.
	Sex Pirates - Sexy Sea Adventures #3	by Scott Rex Jan. 01, 2012	2337 words	Read a sample
	Josh and his multiple lovers have been kidnapped by murderous pirates! Now the pirates want to have their way with Josh's women! Will Josh be able to rescue the sweet young girls? Who will get ravaged? Will Josh ever find his long-lost girlfriend?
	Author bio: Women make life beautiful, and I want to share that beauty and excitement with the world. The female phenomenon is a tumultous ocean of love, lust and cruelty. These stories are an expression of my masochistic adoration of these wonderful beings.
	How not to have sex	by Anna Austen Leigh Dec. 31, 2011	1594 words	Read a sample
	Having sex outdoors - a delight. Except when everything goes wrong.
	Author bio: Anna Austen Leigh quit the stock market while she was ahead to forge a new life as a full time writer. She now writes erotic adventure and romance, and spends her spare time managing her investments, rather than the other way around.
	Sex Yacht - Sexy Sea Adventures #2	by Scott Rex Dec. 30, 2011	3048 words	Read a sample
	Lost at sea, Josh finally gets rescued by some people on a yacht! But these are no regular sea-voyagers... they want him to do drugs and take part in group sex or they'll send him back out to sea! Will Josh maintain his virtue, or will he give in to lust? Will he find his beloved girlfriend? Will he take solace in the arms of a new lover?
	Author bio: Women make life beautiful, and I want to share that beauty and excitement with the world. The female phenomenon is a tumultous ocean of love, lust and cruelty. These stories are an expression of my masochistic adoration of these wonderful beings.
	Sex Raft - Sexy Sea Adventures #1	by Scott Rex Dec. 29, 2011	2182 words	Read a sample
	Josh is stranded at sea in his raft and he misses his girlfriend. But there's a sexy lady stranded with him. How will they cope with their desperate situation?
	Author bio: Women make life beautiful, and I want to share that beauty and excitement with the world. The female phenomenon is a tumultous ocean of love, lust and cruelty. These stories are an expression of my masochistic adoration of these wonderful beings.
	Hot Clip Barber	by Whiskey McNaughton Dec. 16, 2011	4737 words	Read a sample
	Jim Jennings has been visiting Tom's Barber Shop all his life, but one day he discovers not only is Tom not there, but the babe cutting hair in Tom's shop is so hot the place is almost blazing. Nervous, he continues coming in for his hair cuts until one day when she locks the door and pulls the shades and gives him more than a trim around the edges, causing him to hope Tom never comes back in.
	Author bio: Born on the mountaintops of Tennessee, greatest state in the land of the free, raised in the bars so he knew how to drink, had his first shot of whiskey when he was only three, Whiskey, Whiskey McNaughton, drinking his country dry. (With apologies to Disney for butchering the words to The Ballad of Davey Crockett) As old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. Old as dirt and twice as nasty.
	Santa Enters the Back Door	by Whiskey McNaughton Dec. 12, 2011	6569 words	Read a sample
	Pauline was hot. It was Christmas Eve and the weather had gone into the 80s. She tried everything, but nothing cooled her off. After she passed out from too much "cold drinking" she felt someone fondling her body in her own living room, in the middle of the night where no one else should be! She was considering her options when she realized the intruder had to be none other than Santa Clause.
	Author bio: Born on the mountaintops of Tennessee, greatest state in the land of the free, raised in the bars so he knew how to drink, had his first shot of whiskey when he was only three, Whiskey, Whiskey McNaughton, drinking his country dry. (With apologies to Disney for butchering the words to The Ballad of Davey Crockett) As old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. Old as dirt and twice as nasty.
	Jolly Rogering	by Aussie Scribbler Nov. 14, 2011	5328 words	Read a sample
	Jolly Rogering - What happens when a country milkmaid tries to realise her dream of becoming a pirate by disguising herself as a cabin boy? How long can she keep her secret, and what will happen when a shipload of horny pirates find that they have a sexy young girl at their mercy? Washed Up - How will sex-crazed Lady Robin Crusoe survive life as a castaway? Is a green banana as good as a man?
	Author bio: Although I am currently happy and high functioning, I have had a long history of mental illness, including endogenous depression, bipolar disorder and obsessive compulsive disorder. My book "How to Be Free", for which I used the name Joe Blow, is an articulation of the ideas which have been useful to me in freeing myself from these conditions. If asked whether these ideas have provided me with a secure foundation for emotional stability, happiness and flowering creativity, I would reply, “Well, so far so good.” I also write humorous erotica under the pseudonym Aussiescribbler. In many ways my playful, irreverent and anarchic fiction is another form of expression of the approach to life I advocate in "How to Be Free".
	Riot Girl	by Aussie Scribbler Nov. 13, 2011	8493 words	Read a sample
	Riot Girl - For Patty, molotov cocktails and Tasers were the ultimate aphrodisiac. The Girl Who Played with Herself - A sexy dragon-tattooed computer hacker stirs up a hornet's nest when an unscrupulous tycoon tries to take advantage of her. The Cat Who Shot the Cream - Fratman takes on that notorious feline fatale The Panther. Going Ape! - A sexy primatologist dreams of bonking like a bonobo.
	Author bio: Although I am currently happy and high functioning, I have had a long history of mental illness, including endogenous depression, bipolar disorder and obsessive compulsive disorder. My book "How to Be Free", for which I used the name Joe Blow, is an articulation of the ideas which have been useful to me in freeing myself from these conditions. If asked whether these ideas have provided me with a secure foundation for emotional stability, happiness and flowering creativity, I would reply, “Well, so far so good.” I also write humorous erotica under the pseudonym Aussiescribbler. In many ways my playful, irreverent and anarchic fiction is another form of expression of the approach to life I advocate in "How to Be Free".
	How To Pick Up Women Like A Musician	by Nicky Faulkes Nov. 11, 2011	4333 words	Read a sample
	Here's a how-to book that gives you a leg up on getting a woman's legs up and wrapped around your waist the way musicians do. I'm a musician and this describes how my friends and I score. Musician or not, these techniques can work for you & they're fun. *WARNING* Please use these tips responsibly. Always have a wingman to take you home, to the ER, or to post bail as needed.
	Author bio: The radio dial casts an exotic, otherworldly glow over the room as the Country Music Hour comes to an end. It's late and the seductive sound of rock and roll sneaks in the small town through his bedroom. The music and the warm, humid air hold a promise of intimacy and sensuality. Nick lies in bed and breathes it in, soaking up the atmosphere of the southern night. He mind is filled with dreams of leaving this small town and these small minds behind. He imagines himself on stage with a guitar in hand, singing and playing for the girls who've come to dance. His head is filled with the tales of wild women and dashing heroes his father and grandfather have told him. His ears are filled with a mix of the primal beat of rock and roll. The windows desperately seek a cool breeze in the summer night. What comes through them instead is the sound of a couple making love. The sighs and moans of lovers and the steady rhythms and plaintive wails of music mix in the darkness. As the intensity builds, a scream of pleasure and cry of release from ring out. All that's left are the fantasies of a young man and the pulsing beat of the music to fill his dreams as his eyes close and sleep overtakes him. *** Years later, the stories he tells come from a life of hedonistic pursuits and the driving beat of the music he's played. Memories and fantasies blend on the page before him. Now, the stories in his head are his own. He writes about women he's known and loved in his series, "My Girls". Stories like the award-winning "The Time of My Life" and others beg to be shared. Pictures of old friends and awards hang on the walls, the glass in the frames reflects the glow of the computer screen. Guitars stand sentry, ready to accompany him as the morning sun invades his home. Another night has passed and another day is coming. It's time to get some sleep but his memories, fantasies and music still ring in his ears as he lies back to drift away.
	Transylvanian Roulette	by Aussie Scribbler Nov. 11, 2011	10288 words	Read a sample
	David Van Helsing, great grandson of Dracula's famous nemesis, and his sexy young assistant Nicole, Supernatural Affairs Editor of "World's Most Dangerous Sex Acts Magazine", team up to fight a sexually voracious Vampire Queen in this bawdy (and sometimes kind of gross) tale of the supernatural. Plus two more tales of terrible titillation.
	Author bio: Although I am currently happy and high functioning, I have had a long history of mental illness, including endogenous depression, bipolar disorder and obsessive compulsive disorder. My book "How to Be Free", for which I used the name Joe Blow, is an articulation of the ideas which have been useful to me in freeing myself from these conditions. If asked whether these ideas have provided me with a secure foundation for emotional stability, happiness and flowering creativity, I would reply, “Well, so far so good.” I also write humorous erotica under the pseudonym Aussiescribbler. In many ways my playful, irreverent and anarchic fiction is another form of expression of the approach to life I advocate in "How to Be Free".
	Lusting While Dusting	by Aussie Scribbler Nov. 08, 2011	1031 words	Read a sample
	A male employee of a nude cleaning company is sexually harassed by a sexy female client in this very short story.
	Author bio: Although I am currently happy and high functioning, I have had a long history of mental illness, including endogenous depression, bipolar disorder and obsessive compulsive disorder. My book "How to Be Free", for which I used the name Joe Blow, is an articulation of the ideas which have been useful to me in freeing myself from these conditions. If asked whether these ideas have provided me with a secure foundation for emotional stability, happiness and flowering creativity, I would reply, “Well, so far so good.” I also write humorous erotica under the pseudonym Aussiescribbler. In many ways my playful, irreverent and anarchic fiction is another form of expression of the approach to life I advocate in "How to Be Free".
	The Gingerbread Man: A Scrumptious Erotic Fairy Tale	by Lynn Hubbard Nov. 08, 2011	1258 words	Read a sample
	The Gingerbread Man A Scrumptious Erotic Fairy Tale Need a quickie? This is an adult fairy tale. Some, sugar, some spice, and a pinch of lust. Hope you enjoy!
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	Queens of the Stone Age	by Aussie Scribbler Nov. 06, 2011	3295 words	Read a sample
	When Ook the caveman is expelled from his tribe for a sexual indiscretion he is cast out into a prehistoric wilderness full of blood-thirsty dinosaurs and conniving sex-crazed women.
	Author bio: Although I am currently happy and high functioning, I have had a long history of mental illness, including endogenous depression, bipolar disorder and obsessive compulsive disorder. My book "How to Be Free", for which I used the name Joe Blow, is an articulation of the ideas which have been useful to me in freeing myself from these conditions. If asked whether these ideas have provided me with a secure foundation for emotional stability, happiness and flowering creativity, I would reply, “Well, so far so good.” I also write humorous erotica under the pseudonym Aussiescribbler. In many ways my playful, irreverent and anarchic fiction is another form of expression of the approach to life I advocate in "How to Be Free".
	Tit for Tat	by Aussie Scribbler Nov. 05, 2011	2908 words	Read a sample
	A compulsive hoarder comes up against a big-busted but light-fingered Ebay trader in this cheeky little erotic tale.
	Author bio: Although I am currently happy and high functioning, I have had a long history of mental illness, including endogenous depression, bipolar disorder and obsessive compulsive disorder. My book "How to Be Free", for which I used the name Joe Blow, is an articulation of the ideas which have been useful to me in freeing myself from these conditions. If asked whether these ideas have provided me with a secure foundation for emotional stability, happiness and flowering creativity, I would reply, “Well, so far so good.” I also write humorous erotica under the pseudonym Aussiescribbler. In many ways my playful, irreverent and anarchic fiction is another form of expression of the approach to life I advocate in "How to Be Free".
	My 2nd Chance	by Gene Willi Nov. 05, 2011	1164 words	Read a sample
	Marie and Dan had been dating for about 2 years. On one summer afternoon, she came over to his house and was wanting to have sex with him. But with a lot of heavy petting and kissing , Dan couldn't get it up and was devastated when she left. After having blown an opportunity to have sex for the first time, Dan gets a late night call that changes his life forever.
	Author bio: I just love to write poetry.
	Annatheia's Coup d'état (Fairy Intervention) a short story	by JRR Brockett Oct. 14, 2011	4490 words	Read a sample
	one should always expect the unexpected...
	Author bio: First, I want to be famous and only you can make it so. Please help me be famous. I have been told 'The Boy Scout' is a good read and I have priced it for quick sales, 2.98. Please...make me famous. Excerpt "Rage and hate and black in a terrifying raptors stoop and we were its end; its quarry. Her arms around my waist she banked violently right then jerked straight up with such power and velocity that the blood drained from my head and I almost lost consciousness. Intense searing fire and pain exploded crimson in my mind as the tip on one acid predatory talon ripped the flesh on the back of my flailing hand." Excerpt: “It’s not just underwear Kirk. It’s a kind of armor. It weighs nothing and will keep you cool or warm as you need. All fighters Wear it, see.” Roannee pulled up her shirt exposing her belly button and the under side of her breasts. “I always wear mine.” Kirks eyes opened wide and his mouth dropped open in surprise. “What, you’ve seen a girls breasts before haven’t you? Well, haven’t you?” Roannee asked demurely teasingly keeping her shirt up. Kirk couldn’t take his eyes off her and when he was finally able to speak. “No...Only my little sister and, and she doesn’t have any thing yet anyway.” “Put your shirt down. Please.” Kirk begged not really meaning it. Still holding her shirt up and taking a coquettish pose. “Well silly boy. What do you think...hummmmm?” Kirk looked into her eyes and there was no shame or self consciousness there and all he could manage was a hushed… “Beautiful.”
	Stocking Fillers - Erotica	by Mouna Lott & T.H.Rusty Oct. 13, 2011	9943 words	Read a sample
	Stocking Fillers is the latest collection of short erotica stories by T.H.Rusty and Mouna Lott. A free gift over the Christmas period, this selection of stories is to give you an extra gift in your stocking this year! Enjoy the stories? Then look out for more T.H.Rusty and Mouna Lott stories right here on Smashwords
	Author bio: T.H Rusty and I write erotica. The hot and steamy kind. Interestingly throughout this joint collaboration we've never met. My desire has been to express whatever I feel creatively strong about. Writing is all T.H. has ever wanted to do - and I'm not surprised,he's good at it! When we write together, words ignite and can make a raging fire of new ideas. 'Brief Encounters' - is a novella which tells the story of relationship that develops by email and text from a chance phone call. What happens when they finally meet. 'Sex Games' - is an anthology of our short story erotica, to dip in and see what we get up to. Both available from Smashwords. x Mouna
	Dumpsterotica: How Dirty Are You?	by Allie Beck Oct. 12, 2011	4489 words	Read a sample
	The first installment in the Dumpsterotica series. It all begins here... Frustrated Marcia can't share her sex secret with her husband, Joe: her electric toothbrush gets more action than he does. Poor Joe is tired of dropping a Benjamin on a bottle of champagne every time he wants to get some nookie. When Joe learns how trashy Marcia really is, readers go along for the filthy, filthy ride.
	Author bio: Allie Beck's passion is writing. She knew she wanted to be a writer when she was in second grade and published a poem in her elementary school newsletter titled: “Kierkegaard's Revenge: Reflections of Nietzsche in Barth's Work.” She came up with the idea for Dumpsterotica after watching two skunks eating a John Edwards campaign poster out of a garbage can. Beck lives in a New England town known as a refugee point for accused witches and in her spare time sells Baby Jesus Butt Plugs to raise money for Michelle Bachmann's presidential campaign. She does not own an electric toothbrush of any kind.
	Intro: from the Jimmy Jolts Series	by Luca Satana Oct. 10, 2011	1387 words	Read a sample
	The Jimmy Jolts Erotic Ebook Series is a collection of stories that follow Henry Richards as he begins his career at Jimmy Ray Bob's Rejuvenation System, where he will work as a seller and distributor of Jimmy Jolts, either through the direct conduit service or indirectly through the client's chosen replacement conduit.
	Author bio: I've been having very very bad thoughts for many years now, and only recently decided to put these very very bad thoughts on the internet for all to see. Hopefully, you will enjoy my brand of very very bad thoughts.
	Collar and Bone: a Split-Self side story	by IsaKFT Oct. 02, 2011	2121 words	Read a sample
	Lily indulges in his submissive side, to Jake's benefit. Light S&M themes, though more sweet and silly than dark and kinky ^.^
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	Forum Rejects - Rejected Penthouse Forum Letters	by PriveCo Inc. Sep. 28, 2011	6027 words	Read a sample
	"He is either a complete moron or a comedic genius" - Fark.com For years humorist Tom Nardone mailed a salvo of the world's worst erotic letters to Penthouse Forum. None were ever published or even officially rejected. Frustrated, Nardone leaked his work to the Internet where they have received critical acclaim and over 1,000,000 page views. This is a collection of his ten best rejected letters.
	Author bio: Kindlerotica publishes free erotica for your kindle, Nook, iPad, or other e-reader. Kindlerotica takes advantage of the private nature of reading erotic stories on your Kindle. Unlike a regular book, your Kindle does not disclose its contents so you can privately and discreetly read anything you like. Reading erotic fiction on your Kindle is a wonderful and somewhat modern way to misbehave.
	Teddy Bear: A Short Story	by Linda A. Lavid Sep. 08, 2011	5717 words	Read a sample
	Despondent, broke, and left by a young wife, Ted Blaine returns home to Buffalo to lick his wounds. With bills up the wazoo, a meddling sister, and endless thoughts of his wife, Ted's life is spiraling downward...until. This story is for adults and has explicit language. Word count: 5600. Teddy Bear is included in Thirst and Spots Blind, two short story collections by the author.
	Author bio: Linda A. Lavid, an award-winning author, is widely published. Besides books, her work has appeared in the following publications: The Southern Cross Review, Wilmington Blues, Plots with Guns, Unlikely Stories, Ascent Aspirations, A Cruel World, Zimmerzine, Cenotaph, Over Coffee, Tangents, and published by the Haworth Press. A short story, "The Accident", was a finalist in Otto Penzler's Great Mystery Stories of 2003. "DMV", another short story, received an award from Ascent Magazine. My recent book, 101 Ways to Meditate: Discover Your True Self, was a finalist in the 2011 Global E-Book Awards.
	Rose and the Alien	by Nikki Palmer Sep. 03, 2011	3647 words	Read a sample
	Rose is sick of using her vibrator so she does as a friend suggests and looks through some ads for casual hookups on a website. She finds one from someone claiming to be an alien. The ad makes her laugh, so she responds to it. When he arrives, he's very strange. Is he really an alien trying to study human females?
	Author bio: Nikki Palmer lives in Texas. She enjoys reading and writing. She loves to take a simple story and turn it into something that will make you blush! I'd love to hear from you at authornikkipalmer@yahoo.com. Check out my blog to see what I'm working on!
	Sympathy for the master	by Tanner Publishing Aug. 08, 2011	1797 words	Read a sample
	A satirical look at master and slave
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	Rubbing the Right Way	by Bad Penny Press Aug. 06, 2011	2498 words	Read a sample
	An aching out-of-town traveler just wants a good massage to work the kinks out of his back. He chances upon "Mo" in the phone book. "Rubbing the Right Way" is told a little tongue-in-cheek, and other things in other things... and it's another FREE download to draw your attention to more erotic hardcore from Bad Penny Press.
	Author bio: Bad Penny Press provides hardcore erotica that might not necessarily cross the line, but proudly stomps all over it. Stories lean towards incestuous experiences, where not all family love is purely emotional, and cross-generational gay encounters demonstrating that an age difference makes no difference when it comes to sexual hunger. Some stories spring from fertile imaginations, while a number of them are based upon true experiences. Rape and BDSM stories do not have a home here. Please enjoy Bad Penny Press in moderation. Aw, hell... take as much as you want!
	The Eyes Have It	by Arthur Mackeown Aug. 05, 2011	991 words	Read a sample
	This is a short horror story from my short story collection 'Gold.' It tells of a not-so-romantic encounter between an urban cannibal and a young lady who is not quite what she seems.
	Author bio: My name is Arthur Mackeown, 65 years old, and a British ex-pat living in the hot and dusty Middle East. I first started writing three years ago, and have been published in several e-zines, and a couple of print magazines. My main hobby is travel,and I have spent time in India, Nepal, Turkey, Israel, Egypt and Morocco.My experiences in these places sometimes appear in my stories. I have worked at a variety of jobs, even as a sculptor selling work in local markets. I've also sold the occasional painting, but my dream is to become a full-time writer.
	The Apalling Ones	by Byron Gordon Aug. 03, 2011	4937 words	Read a sample
	A tale of two friends who go looking for freedom in Nashville and can’t find it anywhere… Society tolerated Mason’s and Gordon’s drunken and sexual reveling during their 20s and 30s, but now it is time for them to settle down get married, buy a house in the suburbs and raise children and everyone knows it… everyone except for them that is.
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	Creatures of Sensation: A teaser for the novel	by cordelia Clark July 03, 2011	3921 words	Read a sample
	Light hearted poking fun at Jane Austen's style of writing and the manners of Regency Era England in this ironic period piece Romance. A teaser for the novel.
	Author bio: Cordelia lives in the united states with her partner and her cat named ginger. she loves hearing from her readers. feel free to read her blog or friend her on facebook or twitter.
	Arrested by the Cableman	by Tom Raimbault June 23, 2011	6296 words	Read a sample
	If you ever thought of stealing cable in this town, think again! For if you happen to be a hot, gorgeous blond; the Cableman will arrest you, restrain you in his van and then strip search you for a full-body examination with sexy techniques to jolt a confession from you. He has no business touching the suspect that way! But he's the stoned, crazy Cableman; and no one steals cable in his town!
	Author bio: Tom Raimbault resides in the Chicago land area with his wife and two daughters. When not writing, he works as a lab technician at a telecommunications company and is self-described on his resume as a “technology professional” who has worked with cellular & IP infrastructure, biomedical equipment, emergency two-way radios and computer hardware. Tom began to produce weird writings back in 2000 while working the graveyard shift. The nightly edits were emailed to a small collection of coworkers who looked forward to something unusual to keep them awake or humored. This practice was ended when he was moved to a different shift. Sadly, his enjoyment of writing was forgotten for several years, until the autumn of 2007, when old friends received a “blast from the past” email with the recognizable words, “Hello All”. The strange writings and short stories had resumed and a personal website was soon to follow. In autumn of 2009, Tom published his first book, Freaked out Horror (a collection of short stories). The work has been temporarily unpublished and will be re-released in 2011 with many additions, revisions and improvements. Check out his website that includes the blog at: http://sites.google.com/site/tomraimbaultwritings/ Tom is always open to new friends on Facebook where he shares photos from his nature hikes, family vacations and any random thoughts throughout the day. Feel free to request him as a friend on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=100000526443534
	Temptation	by Russell Turney June 09, 2011	963 words	Read a sample
	Sometimes you come away with more than you expected on a shopping trip.
	Author bio: Writing came to me very late in my life. After years working a well paid job for a New Zealand government department, I gave it all up and hit the road, travelling to north america on three occasions. On the second trip, I finally sat down and began to learn my new craft. My first book was self published six months later. A small notebook I carry has ideas for another twelve plus fiction books plus two non-fiction, including some of the 12,000+ photos I've collected on my continuing travels.
	Chip Off the Old Block?	by Natasha Duncan-Drake June 03, 2011	7800 words	Read a sample
	The Anti-Christ is coming! His name is Owen. Well really it's Beherit, but that's so last millennium. World domination is just around the corner and his life at school is about to end. His best friend David will be gone and that makes Owen feel things that confuse him. What else is he to do, but ask his dad what it all means, even if that dad has horns and an eye on the corruption of humankind?
	Author bio: I am an author who also runs a small publishing press called Wittegen Press.
	Accidental Alien Anal	by Anna Bell May 17, 2011	1425 words	Sample 20%
	Anna accidentally has sex with two guys thinking they are aliens.
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	Gophers	by Rhett Bise May 14, 2011	13102 words	Read a sample
	A glimpse into the interesting, not-so-interesting, odd, annoying, and always entertaining lives of some residents of an unnamed street in Southern California suburbia. *Warning - contains some graphic sexuality. Though not intended to be an erotic story, this story is not suitable for thise under 18.
	Author bio: Writing is my passion, among many others. An author. A poet. A personal evolution student and coach. A father. A husband. An adventurer. A thrill-seeker. A meditator. And I have a day job. I started this profile to share how I learned to break open my life, find deep confidence and passion, and live my life's purpose. I still offer this, but I've begun evolving this into my true writing passion - fiction. Keep looking here for short stories, poetry, previews of my novels, as well as insights on personal evolution, meditation, Tantra and whatever else comes to mind.
	Therapy Session	by Rushmore Judd April 19, 2011	1233 words	Read a sample
	She had a problem. She had an uncontrollable urge to take off her clothes. See how this therapist deals with her problem. A rather short story.
	Author bio: Rushmore Judd began writing erotic stories in the early 1990's. When the internet arrived, he finally found an outlet for his stories and what was a hobby became an avocation. Publishing on a few websites he developed a loyal following that encouraged him. His writing is straight forward in its descriptions without a heavy reliance on euphemisms. Frequently someone in the story is pushing a boundary, exploring new experiences or crossing a forbidden line. It is the struggle between conscience and lust that characterizes many of his stories. Others have accused him of being a woman who only pretends to be a man because of his intimate understanding of the way a woman reacts and thinks. He prefers to think of himself as a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. Some have suggested that his readings become required reading for young men and teens. His stories project a positive view of sex and seduction. In 2010 he started his own website (www.rushmorejudd.com) and in April of 2011 he published his first story on Smashwords.com. Rushmore has had a successful career as a business consultant and in that capacity he has traveled the world, living in Europe for a time. Currently he lives in the beautiful Berkshire region of New England with his wife. If you are dissatisfied with any story you purchased from me, please contact me at rushmore.judd at gmail.com. Comments and ratings are very much appreciated.
	No Foreplay Required	by London Shye Jan. 01, 2011	960 words	Read a sample
	What happens when your lesbian partner does't think ahead? A good ass fucking.
	Author bio: Continuing story: Princess Of Power - Castle Queen - Lost Souls - with the ending coming soon! I have been working on the fourth and final installment to this series. I hope to have it published no later than the end of March 2012. My imaginative short stories do not reflect the person I am. I am not by any means a professional writer. I hope when you read my stories, you can connect with the characters and envision the scenes in your mind. My short stories are for entertainment only. Thank you for reading.
	TSA Employee Training	by J. Alexander Dec. 17, 2010	2222 words	Read a sample
	TSA security guards must go through extensive training. I wondered what one of those training days would be like. What type of people would pass and what kind of people fail? Here is a peek into a group that probably failed. Adult language and references to intimate body parts. TSA Employee Training is a short story of approximately 2000 words and is intended for adults only.
	Author bio: On the outside J. appears to be your average middle-aged soccer mom. On the inside she brews wild stories of adventure, romance, and sex to a soundtrack of heavy metal.
	Of Lust and Love: Volume I of The Eroticon	by Lorel Simon June 16, 2010	25968 words	Read a sample
	“Other Times, Other Climes: Historic Humor” ― 19 Short Stories for Adults: Laughs from the past and from all around the world. Some themes: Why there's no Mrs. God. Flour power in the Middle Ages. Carnal diplomacy in the Age of Exploration. Victorian courtship by euphemism. The seven priestly ways to get some. And more! ― Enjoy all nine volumes of The Eroticon, 100 Tales of Lust and Love.
	Author bio: Fryderyka Lorelei Szymczyk (Lorel Simon) Jean Beauxreves Kotchio is my pen name. My parents, a German-Polish couple from WrzeÅ›nia, a Polish town halfway between Berlin and Warsaw, immigrated to the United States and are now naturalized citizens residing in the American Midwest. As my real name is unpronounceable by most Americans, I used Lorel Simon in my high school annual (Szymczyk means Simon in Polish). Known to my college chums as ‘Frisbee,’ I majored in languages and psychology, with a minor in film, at a women’s college in New England. I completed my MA and PhD in philology in Europe. (I must avoid providing specific place names relative to my antecedents in view of my current surreptitious research project.) I’ve always loved fairy tales. I spent several years collecting and editing the one hundred tales of lust and love for my Eroticon, which I offer as a salute to the one hundred novellas of Giovanni Boccaccio’s Decameron, which was first published in 1353. Currently I am living in a harem in the Middle East. I am among so many other concubines and dancing girls that I have ample leisure time to devote to preparing a similar tribute to Richard Burton’s translation of The Nights, the stories told by Scheherazade to Persian King Shahryar for one thousand and one nights. My harem buddies call me ‘Sherry’ because I like to tell stories from the Eroticon to the current king. I apologize for not furnishing a photograph, but anonymity is integral to my safety as an interloper in the king’s harem. To sustain my research, I necessarily dance and perform other personal services for the king and his associates. As I enjoy doing that, I make no apologies, though I am known to my Polish girlfriends, affectionately I believe, as ‘Dziwka.’ I smuggled this blurb out of the harem through a friendly eunuch, and I hope to do the same with the tales I is now collecting for my next publication, which I’m thinking of calling The Casting Couch. â–
	Malison	by Rico Viejo June 02, 2010	37226 words	Read a sample
	The educated brute, enforcer for spice merchants, deals routinely and fearlessly with violent men. Women, from heiresses to prostitutes, attracted by his looks or his wealth, come easy to him. Terror comes into his life for the first time when two women plot to force him into a ménage à trois. Completely unmanned by this, his happy bachelorhood ends when he unknowingly marries a pigtailed teen.
	Author bio: "Navy Junior." Schooled in nine different places, from Tsingtao to Santurce. Techie. Movie buff. Avid reader. Boater. Retired to a sofa with a view of the Hudson—when I look up from my iPad—and with a dog pressed against my hip.
	The Cats Will Play	by Jessica Freely May 07, 2010	2494 words	Read a sample
	The secluded old farm house gives Gus the creeps, but Billy Pips insists that it's a hot new rave spot. Stan thinks Gus is being a pussy, but when he finds out what Pips is really up to, he turns out to be the scaredy cat.
	Author bio: I've been writing and publishing genre fiction under a variety of names for over fifteen years, but it wasn’t until I stumbled upon a stash of Jay and Silent Bob fanfiction that I found my true calling: male/male romance. I haven’t looked back since.
	Elvira	by Joe Brewster Oct. 25, 2009	2427 words	Read a sample
	A sexy, mysterious stranger approaches college-boy, Joe, as he studies at a local coffee shop. First she invites herself to his table then she invites him to her slave den. A light humorous bit of short fiction featuring a light BDSM theme.
	Author bio: Ever since Moby Dick became The Great American Novel writers have dreamed of putting together their own version of epic greatness: I had the same ambition and my quest failed as badly as Ahab's quest for the great white whale. The Sex Monster gobbled it up. I prepared for my quest by devouring every book I could find on how to write novels. These books were written by successful novelists. Several of the authors revealed a curious fact: they had sharpened their writing skills churning out sex novels-- so-called porn--before they ever placed a manuscript with a 'legit' publisher. This struck me as odd but I paid it no mind. I took it merely as trivia. I plowed ahead with my plan to apply all my attention to my Great American Novel; any 'practice novels', porn or otherwise, seemed like a waste of resources and precious writer 'mojo'. I gathered all my notes and character outlines and got down to business. I put fresh lines on paper but I soon lost the thread and the story slipped away. So I took it apart and began sorting it out and tightening it up. But after my third or fourth re-write I had 100 stale pages that sagged under the weight of empty prose before the whole thing gave way and came apart at the seams. I needed to practice writing stories that had 'a beginning', 'a middle', and 'an end', to get a feel for how a story should develop. The way I went at it I was going nowhere not-so-fast. That's when my mind drifted to thoughts of smut: I decided to write my own 'porn' novel. When I first read about the authors 'honing their chops' writing porn I just thought it was odd. But it actually made sense. Sex had built-in conflict-- the basis for every good story-- and, where sex is concerned, who doesn't let their emotions overrule common sense? That is the basis for all irony (I loved irony) so I gave it a try. The great thing about that was I no longer felt any pressure to write perfect prose. It was strictly practice and so words flowed and great characters popped up out of nowhere. I had nothing to lose but my novel-writing virginity. I went for it. My novel experiment was set in a telemarketing office and like most first novels it was based on true events. So I wrote what I knew. According to the experts that is practically Novel Writing 101. I worked answering phones for an inbound telemarketing company. Afternoons were slow. Hours passed with no calls coming in. Reps were free to use the down-time as we pleased. Most reps sat and gossiped. I read books. To my way of thinking I got paid to read books. I learned things. I had my own on-the-job scholarship. That's actually where I read most of my how-to-write-a-novel books. One night my gossiping coworkers played a 'Name Game' where they took turns naming a person and the rest of them had to say if they found the nominee sex-worthy. I kept my nose in my book but I couldn't help overhearing. They started off with movie stars and celebrities and famous politicians and such. No one agreed on anything. One person's fantasy was another person's nightmare. Then talk turned to our absent coworkers and whether or not they were bedroom material. Again, no one agreed -- until Mildred's name came up. Mildred was our section leader. She sat at the head of the room and, in contrast to the rest of us, always seemed busy doing some work-related chore. She was taking a rare smoking break when the crew started talking about her. Mildred had the most perfect set of legs I have ever seen on a living person. They were dazzling. They were sexy. They were mind-boggling actually. I would look at them and try to figure out what it was that made them so perfect. I couldn't. A thousand other women must have had legs that were almost identical to hers-- but not quite. That slight difference made all the difference in the world. Mildred's legs blew my mind. There were times when I'd thank God for the simple pleasure of having Mildred's legs to look at on long boring nights. The first time I saw Mildred I walked up to her from behind; checking out her short skirt and her legs and heels in the process. Her auburn hair swung about her shoulders as she turned to face me. I'd have guessed her age to be anywhere from 18 to 29--- until she faced me. She was every bit of 60. I nearly gasped with surprise. Mildred's age startled me but it did nothing to dampen my admiration--and lust--for her legs. They were still absolutely flawless; smooth and shapely; without a trace of 'spider' veins that woman much younger than her are often prone to. She was a genetic marvel. I know I'm going on and on about her legs so I'll stop--but one last thing: her whole body looked hot; at least from what I could see of it with her clothes on. She stood 5' 6" barefoot. Weighed 105lbs. Measured about 34-24-34. Slim and well proportioned. So imagine my astonishment when her name was offered up for sexual review and the response was immediate, unanimous, and utterly negative. The gossip crew freaked-out at the thought of any sexual contact with Mildred. They wouldn't touch that lady if their life depended on it. Their attitude ticked me off! I slammed my book down and was all set to tear into them. I was just about to shout that they were all crazy--- out of their freaking minds--- and announce that I'd go down on that woman in a heartbeat if I had the chance--when Mildred walked in. Luckily, I saw her just before I let loose and held my tongue. There was an awkward silence but it passed. Mildred never heard anything. As far as my aborted outburst was concerned: the crew all thought I was angry because they were making so much noise while I was trying to read. No one had any idea I was about to defend Mildred's sex appeal. I had never told anyone how I felt about her. I had taken it for granted that everyone felt the same way I did about Mildred and her legs. After that I kept my feelings a secret. My first novel was an idealized fantasy of what might have happened if I told everybody how I felt and Mildred walked in and heard me. She could have wrapped me around her little finger and had me 'servicing' her in our spare time. That would give new meaning to the phrase 'Down-Time'. That temp assignment provided plenty of material for stories dealing with all manner of sex. That's why I say the Sex Monster devoured my Great White Whale. One sex story led to another while my Epic Novel simmered on the back burner and I never really got back to it. An audience existed for this type of 'Office FemDom' before I even knew what to call it. Readers are the ones that 'TAGGED' it for me. Hundreds of readers paid good money for it online right from the start but things really exploded with Amazon Kindle. If I had never read those particular How-To books that mentioned porn novels I would probably never have tried it. If I hadn't worked at that particular temp assignment I would probably not written any sort of FemDom. That particular office was female-dominated. Women were the bosses and overwhelming outnumbered men. And because the atmosphere was so relaxed sex topics were bandied about like we were at a bar or something. Usually from a woman's point of view reducing men to sex objects and holding them up for ridicule. That's why my stories came out with a FemDom theme. The way it played out I simply had to imagine things if normal sexual inhibitions disappeared and write out what would happen if the women were free to live their fantasies and men had to give them their way. The rest is history...
	The Second Person	by Alessia Brio Oct. 25, 2009	3228 words	Read a sample
	A hilarious tale in which the author breaks several "rules" of "good" writing. Try it. YOU'll like it. (This story first appeared in the print edition of Alessia Brio's debut collection, fine flickering hungers.)
	Author bio: Take one part Appalachian redneck, one part aging wet dream, and one part filthy-minded wordsmith. Mix well and serve with chocolate-covered cherries. There you have the one and only Alessia Brio. Alessia writes all colors and flavors of erotica, from heterosexual to menage to same sex, and from twisted to humorous to deeply touching. (Sometimes, usually by accident, it even qualifies as romance.) Her work has earned her critical acclaim in the form of an EPPIE for Best Erotica (fine flickering hungers) and a Romantic Times Top Pick (Coming Together: For the Cure) in addition to a plethora of glowing online reviews.
	Legally Binding	by Alessia Brio Oct. 25, 2009	1947 words	Read a sample
	There are ways to make an attorney perform! Tamara is fed up with Bruce's slacking, since she's the one fielding his legal practice's calls from irate clients. She takes control of the situation in a very effective manner. (Never before published.)
	Author bio: Take one part Appalachian redneck, one part aging wet dream, and one part filthy-minded wordsmith. Mix well and serve with chocolate-covered cherries. There you have the one and only Alessia Brio. Alessia writes all colors and flavors of erotica, from heterosexual to menage to same sex, and from twisted to humorous to deeply touching. (Sometimes, usually by accident, it even qualifies as romance.) Her work has earned her critical acclaim in the form of an EPPIE for Best Erotica (fine flickering hungers) and a Romantic Times Top Pick (Coming Together: For the Cure) in addition to a plethora of glowing online reviews.
	Jake	by Alessia Brio Oct. 18, 2009	1302 words	Read a sample
	Chloe misses Jake something fierce.
	Author bio: Take one part Appalachian redneck, one part aging wet dream, and one part filthy-minded wordsmith. Mix well and serve with chocolate-covered cherries. There you have the one and only Alessia Brio. Alessia writes all colors and flavors of erotica, from heterosexual to menage to same sex, and from twisted to humorous to deeply touching. (Sometimes, usually by accident, it even qualifies as romance.) Her work has earned her critical acclaim in the form of an EPPIE for Best Erotica (fine flickering hungers) and a Romantic Times Top Pick (Coming Together: For the Cure) in addition to a plethora of glowing online reviews.