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Awakening by E.D. Beale March 08, 2009 5648 words Read a sample
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E.D. Beale loves to pull inspiration from somewhere far away and transform it into the written word, a process where she happily creates worlds of science fiction and fantasy with a twist of erotica. Despite her demanding job in the health care industry, she finds time to close her eyes and bring her darkest fantasies to life. The Baltimore born and raised author still resides in Charm City with her loving hubby, who inspires her to keep following her dreams as a writer. When her head is not in the clouds and she isn’t busy at the office, E.D. works on enhancing her blogging skills at www.edbeale.info.
ABRAXAS SAMPLER by Cinsearae S. June 28, 2009 9741 words Read a sample
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Cinsearae is the creator of the dark paranormal romance/horror series, 'ABRAXAS' and 'BOLEYN, Tudor Vampire'. A digital artist, jewelry designer, and still-photographer, she is also Editor/Publisher of the award-winning magazine, Dark Gothic Resurrected. She received the Author's Site of Excellence Award in December 2007 from Preditors and Editors, the Golden Horror Award from Horrorfind.com, and is a Cover Artist for Damnation Books. An avid fan of 'old school' horror movies (Freddy, Jason, Michael, Pinhead…) Halloween is her favorite time of the year. She has always been drawn to the flipside of life -- the supernatural, odd, bizarre, Gothic and 'darkly beautiful' always being an inspiration to her. Writers, artists, and all ‘dark’ talents are more than welcome to join her Yahoo group, Http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Gratista_Vampires.
Bourbon Affair by Eliza Gayle July 22, 2009 6898 words Read a sample
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After penning several sequels to her favorite movies in her youth, with a more romantic slant of course, Eliza temporarily put away her dream of writing for service in the Marine Corps. After the service she was waylaid with college, marriage, the corporate world and having babies. From the moment she read her first erotic romance novel a few years ago, she knew she had found her niche and realized that her dream was passing her by. So after years of thinking about writing she finally grabbed her laptop and wrote. Eliza lives in beautiful North Carolina and spends her days dividing her time between writing erotic romance, her job as a marketing manager and raising her two daughters. She likes her stories hot and spicy whether they be contemporary, fantasy or paranormal and will write in whatever genre her imagination has conjured that day.
Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun by Alessia Brio Oct. 08, 2009 2035 words Read a sample
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Take one part Appalachian redneck, one part aging wet dream, and one part filthy-minded wordsmith. Mix well and serve with chocolate-covered cherries. There you have the one and only Alessia Brio. Alessia writes all colors and flavors of erotica, from heterosexual to menage to same sex, and from twisted to humorous to deeply touching. (Sometimes, usually by accident, it even qualifies as romance.) Her work has earned her critical acclaim in the form of an EPPIE for Best Erotica (fine flickering hungers) and a Romantic Times Top Pick (Coming Together: For the Cure) in addition to a plethora of glowing online reviews.
Scrooge Screwed by Jon Dalton March 01, 2010 4672 words Read a sample
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My Zombie Ex-Boyfriend by Cora Zane May 01, 2010 4808 words Sample 50%
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Hi everyone! I'm an erotic paranormal romance author with Cobblestone Press, Ellora's Cave, Freya's Bower, and Wild Child Publishing. I hope you'll check out my free reads here on Smashwords!
Under A Midnight Moon by Cora Zane June 06, 2010 5745 words Read a sample
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Hi everyone! I'm an erotic paranormal romance author with Cobblestone Press, Ellora's Cave, Freya's Bower, and Wild Child Publishing. I hope you'll check out my free reads here on Smashwords!
Heart On Fire by Cora Zane July 14, 2010 4737 words Read a sample
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Hi everyone! I'm an erotic paranormal romance author with Cobblestone Press, Ellora's Cave, Freya's Bower, and Wild Child Publishing. I hope you'll check out my free reads here on Smashwords!
Shadow Musique by K.E. Rodgers July 15, 2010 14665 words Read a sample
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K.E. Rodgers is a Florida native. To escape from real life obligations she loves to create unusual stories set in her beloved state. Most of her ideas come to her while in the car with the music turned up very loud. Writing is a new and enjoyable outlet that she hopes to continue for a very long time. Ms. Rodgers likes to hear from her fans. If you live in Florida or are planning a visit to St. Augustine you might see her. She'll be the one in dark sunglasses...like everyone else.
Dancing by Kallysten July 28, 2010 3586 words Read a sample
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Kallysten’s most exciting accomplishment to date was to cross a few thousand miles and an ocean to pursue (and catch!) the love of her life. She has been writing for almost fifteen years, and always enjoyed sharing her stories and listening to the readers' reactions. After playing with science fiction, short stories, poetry and fanfiction, she is now trying her hand, heart and words at paranormal romance novels. To see her other ebooks, listen to free audiobooks, or read free stories, visit http://original.kallysten.net
Out of the Box by Kallysten July 28, 2010 5322 words Read a sample
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Kallysten’s most exciting accomplishment to date was to cross a few thousand miles and an ocean to pursue (and catch!) the love of her life. She has been writing for almost fifteen years, and always enjoyed sharing her stories and listening to the readers' reactions. After playing with science fiction, short stories, poetry and fanfiction, she is now trying her hand, heart and words at paranormal romance novels. To see her other ebooks, listen to free audiobooks, or read free stories, visit http://original.kallysten.net
Seithe by Poppet Oct. 21, 2010 67078 words Read a sample
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Romance, erotica, thriller, and horror author. Specializing in the profound, supernatural, and paranormal side of the river.
Savage Destiny-part one by New Concepts Publishing Nov. 04, 2010 3571 words Read a sample
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Amethyst by Sharon Barrett Nov. 12, 2010 43326 words Read a sample
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I enjoy writing short stories. Told stories to kids when my son was young. I love werewolf movies, books,and stories. I always felt their was something missing in a werewolf book about how much control the moon had over them and decided to write a book. Photography gives me a rush when pictures turn out to be outstanding. I am married to a wonderful man name Wylie, and I have one son who lives a couple of hours from me. My son is married to a wonder girl named Valerie.
The Wolf Man's Legacy by Lani Aames Nov. 15, 2010 4816 words Read a sample
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Lani Aames lives in rural west Tennessee with her family and a clowder of cats. She is multi-published in a variety of sub-genres of erotic romance. She also writes romance as Lanette Curington. She has been e-published since 2000, presently with Ellora's Cave, Samhain, Loose Id, Amber Quill, and Melange. For more information about Lani’s other books, visit her website: http://www.laniaames.com
Dark by Evangeline Love Jan. 02, 2011 2426 words Read a sample
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After attempting but failing miserably at college and snoozing through her ten hour work days Eve knew she needed to do something more exciting with her life. What started out as a hobby, quickly turned into several stories, some short, some long, some dead ends and some just no good at all. Evangeline is a sucker for a happy ending, a chocoholic and the rare person who loathes coffee. She loves being able to create worlds in which your everyday person can find true love and happiness... And maybe a little something to singe the sheets.
The Kraken's Mirror by Maureen O. Betita Feb. 01, 2011 75123 words Read a sample
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BAIT: The Angler Series Book One by Annie Nicholas Feb. 13, 2011 73160 words Sample 20%
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Annie Nicholas hibernates in the rural, green mountains of Vermont where she dreams of different worlds, heroes, and heroines.When spring arrives the stories pour from her, in hopes to share them with the masses one day. Mother, daughter, wife are some of the hats she happily wears while trudging after her cubs through the hills and dales. The four seasons an inspiration and muse.
Make the Streets Run Vampire Red - Vampire Erotica Stories by Alex Severin Feb. 18, 2011 35949 words Read a sample
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Alex Severin was born in the Scottish Highlands, but was transplanted to the Wild, Wild West of the USA in 2005. She writes short stories, novels, screenplays, and loves to write about things that both repel and fascinate. She's tried her hand at custom written erotica - and quite successfully too (never had a complaint,) but decided she needed a career change after the clown porn story. Don't ask. 'Vampire Vintage Book One : Belladonna in Hollywood' is Alex's debut novel and the first installment of the 'Vampire Vintage Series.'
Spot of Gold by Celia Kyle Feb. 21, 2011 3343 words Read a sample
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Celia Kyle would like to rule the world and become a ninja. As a fall-back, she’s working on her writing career and giving readers stories that touch their hearts and *ahem* other places. Visit her at http://celiakyle.com
Pixie's Passion by Mina Carter Feb. 22, 2011 11821 words Read a sample
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Mina Carter was born and raised in Middle Earth (otherwise known as the Midlands, England). After a slew of careers ranging from logistics to land-surveying she can now be found in the wilds of Leicestershire with her husband and young daughter…the true boss of the family. Suffering the curse of eternal curiosity Mina never tires of learning new skills which has led to Aromatherapy, Corsetry, Chain-maille making, Welding, Canoeing, Shooting, and pole-dancing to name but a few. A veteran Star Trek RPGer, she’s run both games and groups of games but now finds her home in Bravo Fleet, one of the internet’s oldest Star Trek simm groups. She juggles being a mum, working full time and writing, tossing another ball in the air with her cover artwork. For Mina, writing time is the wee hours of the morning before anyone wakes up and starts making demands, or any spare minute that can be begged, bought or conned. Her first stories were penned at age 11, when she used a stationery set meant for Christmas thank you letters to write stories instead. More recently, she wrote for her own amusement and to save on outrageous monthly book bills. Now she’s totally addicted and needs her daily writing fix or heads roll!
SCENTED HOLIDAY by Jacqueline Turner Banks March 24, 2011 22974 words Read a sample
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The author of the Dogon-Hunter series took an immediate interest in the Dogon of Mali the first time she heard about their connection to the stars. Connecting that interest to a romance series didn't come until many years later. Like most young female readers, Jackie’s early adult reading material leaned toward romance, mostly contemporary. As she got older, she found she could enjoy just about any genre, but mysteries held her interest the most. A few years ago, a publisher sent her an Advance Readers Copy (ARC) of a paranormal romance and it seemed to combine her early love of romance with the need for a story that reaches beyond the attraction of one adult to another. Always the voracious reader, she read at least fifty novels, complete sets of several series before she started to wonder, “where are the paranormals by and about women of color?” Although she did find several Urban fantasies, the paranormals were few and far between. That is when she decided to write her own series. Since she felt she wanted to connect the Hunters to a pantheon, she was finally afforded a chance to write about and restudy the Dogon. Jacqueline Turner Banks is a graduate of Ferris State University and the University of Michigan. She takes her research so seriously, many years ago, while researching one of her novels, she became a certified Hypnotherapist. She has a series of juvenile novels published (four) and an adult mystery series (two). Her work has appeared in several anthologies. Her juvenile novels have been nominated for awards as well. THE NEW ONE was a Kansas Reading Circle selection, Egg Drop Blues was a Florida Sunshine State Young Readers Award 1999-2000 nominee and A DAY FOR VINCENT CHIN AND ME was an Oklahoma Sequoyah Book Award and a North Carolina nominee. Comments like, “Intriguing topics turn up in Banks’ novels.. . .” LIBRARY TALK and “Banks touches on many modern themes without settling for easy answers.” THE HORN BOOK Magazine, make her especially proud of her reviews. Her adult reviews have been equally positive. Publisher Weekly said “(Main character, Ruby) possessed of a quirky good humor delightfully expressed.” A story she wrote appears in an anthology, SHADES OF BLACK: Crimes and Mysteries Stories by African-American Writers.
Fuckin' Hardcore - Free 'Vampire Vintage' Short Story by Alex Severin March 28, 2011 1952 words Read a sample
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Alex Severin was born in the Scottish Highlands, but was transplanted to the Wild, Wild West of the USA in 2005. She writes short stories, novels, screenplays, and loves to write about things that both repel and fascinate. She's tried her hand at custom written erotica - and quite successfully too (never had a complaint,) but decided she needed a career change after the clown porn story. Don't ask. 'Vampire Vintage Book One : Belladonna in Hollywood' is Alex's debut novel and the first installment of the 'Vampire Vintage Series.'
Sexapalooza by Lizzie Lynn Lee March 29, 2011 1733 words Read a sample
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Lizzie Lynn Lee was a guitarist, receptionist, executive assistant, tarot reader, boutique owner, and graphic artist before she discovered that writing is her dream job. The advantage is that she can do it in her pajamas and socks. She’s an incurable chatterbox, heavy metal aficionado, book worm, digital enthusiast and a night owl since most of her stories were done in the wee hours of the morning because of her caffeine-induced insomnia. These days she still plays her guitar whenever she gets bored staring at her computer’s screen or plotting the most elaborate scheme of world domination. Fortunately, she has a chronically short attention span.
The Wolf She Married by Lizzie Lynn Lee March 29, 2011 1835 words Read a sample
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Lizzie Lynn Lee was a guitarist, receptionist, executive assistant, tarot reader, boutique owner, and graphic artist before she discovered that writing is her dream job. The advantage is that she can do it in her pajamas and socks. She’s an incurable chatterbox, heavy metal aficionado, book worm, digital enthusiast and a night owl since most of her stories were done in the wee hours of the morning because of her caffeine-induced insomnia. These days she still plays her guitar whenever she gets bored staring at her computer’s screen or plotting the most elaborate scheme of world domination. Fortunately, she has a chronically short attention span.
Dark Love by Selena Cross April 09, 2011 7782 words Read a sample
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I am fascinated with the dark realm of the mind and the monsters that lurk there. I have been writing erotic stories about vampires since I was about 13 years old. I hid them from my parents back then though and only allowed certain people to read them. When I was younger I emulated Poe and Dickens as non-fiction writers and have tried to incorporate bit from each in my writing style. I am not a big Anne Rice or Twighlight fan so please don't compare my writing to either.
In The Flames: A Carnal Desires Short Story by Crystal Jordan April 16, 2011 4171 words Read a sample
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Crystal Jordan began writing romance after she finished graduate school and needed something to fill the hours that used to be eaten away by homework. Currently, she serves as a librarian at a university in California, but has lived and worked all over the United States. She writes paranormal, futuristic and erotic romance. To learn more about Crystal please visit http://www.crystaljordan.com.
In The Tempest: A Carnal Desires Short Story by Crystal Jordan April 16, 2011 3778 words Read a sample
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Crystal Jordan began writing romance after she finished graduate school and needed something to fill the hours that used to be eaten away by homework. Currently, she serves as a librarian at a university in California, but has lived and worked all over the United States. She writes paranormal, futuristic and erotic romance. To learn more about Crystal please visit http://www.crystaljordan.com.
Marked: City of the Damned Book 1 by Everly Drummond April 27, 2011 16018 words Read a sample
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I write, I read, and I spend far too much time on Twitter. I also love to hear what my readers think, so please be sure to leave a review.
'Til We Meet Again (Paranormal Erotic Novelette) by Stacey Kennedy April 30, 2011 13159 words Read a sample
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Stacey Kennedy is an avid lover of the paranormal romance and urban fantasy genres. If she isn't plugging away at her next novel, tending to her two little ones, she's got her nose deep in a good book. She lives in Ontario, Canada with her husband. Be sure to drop her a line at www.staceykennedy.com, she loves to hear from her readers.
Rain Whore by Alisha Steele May 10, 2011 1139 words Read a sample
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Alisha Steele lives in Ontario, Canada, with two men, two boys, a dog and a cat, and when she's not busy cleaning up after the lot of 'em she quite enjoys writing smut... Erm, that is to say, 'erotica'. She writes all kinds of sm--erotica. Under the pen name 'Alisha Steele' you'll find her het, menage, and some LGBT stuff, and under just 'A. Steele' there's a few more of her M/M stories. The genres Alisha prefers to pen are contemporary, contemporary/paranormal, and highly erotic takes on the traditional Greek myths. 'Who Will Know?', Alisha's first published story, was nominated for the Gaylactic Spectrum award in 2007 and her first novel, 'The Summoner', was the inspiration for and very first recipient of 'The Erotic Must Read' award at Rogues and Romance Reviews. Editors have called her work, 'transcendent', 'edgy' and 'witty', while reviewers rave about the 'harsh sensuality' of her prose, and of course the 'hot, hot, sex.'
Wesley and the Sex Zombies by Portia Da Costa May 14, 2011 6287 words Read a sample
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Portia Da Costa is a multi-published British author of romance, erotic romance and erotic fiction. Her novels have been published by a variety of different houses, both in the US and the UK, and translated into many languages including German, Spanish, Italian, Dutch, Norwegian and Japanese. Best known for her many novels for the pioneering British erotica publisher Black Lace, her work has been praised for its intense character-driven sensuality and the vivid emotional depth. She enjoys writing books with contemporary, paranormal and occasionally futuristic settings, but her new great love is historical erotic romance. Her publishers are Harlequin Spice, Spice Briefs and Samhain Publishing. Portia has been writing for publication since 1990, and has had over twenty novels and 100 short stories published. She has contributed to many different short story anthologies and women’s magazines. Portia is a member of Romance Writers of America, the Passionate Ink RWA Chapter, the Romantic Novelists Association [UK] and the Society of Authors [UK]. Portia lives in the heart of West Yorkshire, UK, with her husband and her cats. When she’s not writing she can be found reading, watching TV and movies, hanging out on Twitter, and enjoying online life in general. She was formerly a librarian and has also worked in local government.
Sugar on Top by Leigh Ellwood May 17, 2011 9149 words Read a sample
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Sweet Surprise by Leigh Ellwood May 18, 2011 5571 words Read a sample
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Night Lover by Lacey Diamond May 25, 2011 22798 words Read a sample
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Lacey's a grandmother.But that doesn't mean she's a dried up old prune.Her husband of thirty-five years can attest to that.Lacey believes reading a steamy love story or writing one can give most any relationship a pleasurable boost.
Skin by Mark Graham June 04, 2011 12620 words Read a sample
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I was fortunate enough (although I didn't think so at the time) to live in many different places when I was a child but I call the Pacific Northwest home. I love the outdoors, trees and the green we have here. I've only just started writing with "The Change" being my first project since high school and that was a long time ago. Please feel free to email me at olddog78@gmail.com with questions, concerns, criticisms or whatever!
One Bite by M.K. Elliott June 07, 2011 20540 words Sample 20%
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M.K. Elliott is the author of the bestselling short story collection, Rescued. A British author, she was born in Devon, England, where she now lives with her husband, two young daughters, a crazy Spanish rescue dog and four hens. Though she has a degree in Zoology, her true love has always been writing and she now works as a full time author. Since Rescued hit the number one spot, she’s also had several other titles hit the bestseller list, including another short story collection, Some Love it Hot, and her erotic vampire novella, Deadly Beauty. M.K. writes everything from contemporary romance to steaming hot erotica, and her love of travel and adventure is her main influence in her stories. If you would like to know more about M.K. then please visit her Facebook Page. Her short stories also appear in the blog and eBooks, Everything Erotic.
The Fifth Beauty by Ellison James June 08, 2011 5915 words Read a sample
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Ellison James crafts stories of fantasy, urban fantasy, erotica, and everything in between. Born in the Northwestern part of the United States, now living in the Southeast, Ellison James uses a lifetime of living throughout the world as backdrops for stories that usually start in the real world, and then make a quick departure into believable worlds of the fantastic. "I like to play with perceptions, stretch the boundaries of believability by making Monsters, Demons, Elfs and Faeries seem like normal everyday folks that just happen to do extraordinary things." The work of Ellison James is often erotic but never smutty, depicting this facet of life like it really is, and from all points of view.
The Enchanted Forest by Russell Turney June 17, 2011 2854 words Read a sample
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Writing came to me very late in my life. After years working a well paid job for a New Zealand government department, I gave it all up and hit the road, travelling to north america on three occasions. On the second trip, I finally sat down and began to learn my new craft. My first book was self published six months later. A small notebook I carry has ideas for another twelve plus fiction books plus two non-fiction, including some of the 12,000+ photos I've collected on my continuing travels.
The Change by Mark Graham June 23, 2011 57737 words Read a sample
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I was fortunate enough (although I didn't think so at the time) to live in many different places when I was a child but I call the Pacific Northwest home. I love the outdoors, trees and the green we have here. I've only just started writing with "The Change" being my first project since high school and that was a long time ago. Please feel free to email me at olddog78@gmail.com with questions, concerns, criticisms or whatever!
Native Lust by S. Wolf June 25, 2011 7654 words Read a sample
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Wicked by Jezebel Jorge June 28, 2011 4656 words Read a sample
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Jezebel describes her genre as Witch Lit. She is a solo practitioner Wiccan and proudly answers to the title of witch and / or bitch. Her strongest magickal powers are the ability to cast candle spells and communicating with those who have passed with a spirit board or through her dreams. When starting a new project she never knows where her characters might decide to take her. Sometimes it feels like she’s merely taking dictation from the voices running amok inside her head. Witches and pro wrestlers might seem like a strange combination, but Jezebel has spent most of her adult life around the inner workings of the wrestling business. She’s been a fan, ring rat (groupie), ring girl, valet, live-in girlfriend and lover and confidant to some of the most creative minds in the wrestling industry. When she’s not writing, Jezebel likes to get lost in a good book. She is owned by a 99.9 lb. spoiled rotten Golden Retriever / Great Pyrenees mix named Harry Potter.
Baptism by Fire (Interlude One of the RuneQuest) by Keira Ramsay July 14, 2011 30930 words Read a sample
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The Little Death by Jocelyn Modo July 17, 2011 1344 words Read a sample
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Jocelyn Modo may be crazy but writing keeps her from going insane. She grew up reading science fiction and fantasy and fell in love with romance when those girlie hormones kicked in. Nothing makes her day like working on her current manuscript, and nothing makes her crazy like working on her current manuscript. But all’s fair in love and war, and Jocelyn likes to put a whole lot of both in everything she writes.
Masked Magick by Ann Gem July 28, 2011 3641 words Read a sample
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Elfbitten by Leila Bryce Sin July 31, 2011 21480 words Read a sample
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Eventide by Darragha Foster Aug. 03, 2011 15316 words Sample 20%
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Darragha Foster is the author of a myriad of strange and wonderful romance novels featuring such unique heroes and heroines as shape-shifting orca whales and vampiric bed and breakfast owners. She lives and loves in Bellingham, Washington, a city with a claim to fame for having had way too many serial killers visit due its proximity to the Canadian border. She thinks the best place to get fried oysters is, unfortunately, the local establishment known to have served drinks to at least three notorious murderers. Got to be a story in there somewhere! Darragha lives outside the city limits with her husband and several animals, and that includes the teenagers. http://darragha.com
Devil Red by Nova Chalmers Aug. 03, 2011 3299 words Read a sample
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Nova Chalmers never intended to write erotica. In fact, she did her best to avoid it. Her galactic travels, however, introduced her to too many promising predicaments, steamy scenarios, luscious liaisons and alluring aliens, for her to continue resisting temptation. Now that she's been converted, (and occasionally contorted) she's armed with a bevy of torrid affairs behind her and an arsenal of sexy stories to share. Pay it forward, she says. Not that she pays for it, mind you. Then again, she always says she'll try anything once...at least twice if she likes it.
Wolf In Mind by Emeria Shafer Aug. 06, 2011 4396 words Read a sample
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I am a working mother and wife. I enjoy reading so much, and after reading a lot of stories, I found stories running through my mind, so I decided to see if anyone else would enjoy them. Working on a trilogy right now and hope to have it published soon!
Youth and Beauty by Nova Chalmers Aug. 07, 2011 2390 words Read a sample
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Nova Chalmers never intended to write erotica. In fact, she did her best to avoid it. Her galactic travels, however, introduced her to too many promising predicaments, steamy scenarios, luscious liaisons and alluring aliens, for her to continue resisting temptation. Now that she's been converted, (and occasionally contorted) she's armed with a bevy of torrid affairs behind her and an arsenal of sexy stories to share. Pay it forward, she says. Not that she pays for it, mind you. Then again, she always says she'll try anything once...at least twice if she likes it.