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Giggling Into the Pillow by Chris Bridges April 28, 2009 68792 words Read a sample
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Inappropriate Behaviour and Other Stories by Aussie Scribbler Jan. 29, 2012 39661 words Read a sample
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Although I am currently happy and high functioning, I have had a long history of mental illness, including endogenous depression, bipolar disorder and obsessive compulsive disorder. My book "How to Be Free", for which I used the name Joe Blow, is an articulation of the ideas which have been useful to me in freeing myself from these conditions. If asked whether these ideas have provided me with a secure foundation for emotional stability, happiness and flowering creativity, I would reply, “Well, so far so good.” I also write humorous erotica under the pseudonym Aussiescribbler. In many ways my playful, irreverent and anarchic fiction is another form of expression of the approach to life I advocate in "How to Be Free".
Of Lust and Love: Volume I of The Eroticon by Lorel Simon June 16, 2010 25968 words Read a sample
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Fryderyka Lorelei Szymczyk (Lorel Simon) Jean Beauxreves Kotchio is my pen name. My parents, a German-Polish couple from Września, a Polish town halfway between Berlin and Warsaw, immigrated to the United States and are now naturalized citizens residing in the American Midwest. As my real name is unpronounceable by most Americans, I used Lorel Simon in my high school annual (Szymczyk means Simon in Polish). Known to my college chums as ‘Frisbee,’ I majored in languages and psychology, with a minor in film, at a women’s college in New England. I completed my MA and PhD in philology in Europe. (I must avoid providing specific place names relative to my antecedents in view of my current surreptitious research project.) I’ve always loved fairy tales. I spent several years collecting and editing the one hundred tales of lust and love for my Eroticon, which I offer as a salute to the one hundred novellas of Giovanni Boccaccio’s Decameron, which was first published in 1353. Currently I am living in a harem in the Middle East. I am among so many other concubines and dancing girls that I have ample leisure time to devote to preparing a similar tribute to Richard Burton’s translation of The Nights, the stories told by Scheherazade to Persian King Shahryar for one thousand and one nights. My harem buddies call me ‘Sherry’ because I like to tell stories from the Eroticon to the current king. I apologize for not furnishing a photograph, but anonymity is integral to my safety as an interloper in the king’s harem. To sustain my research, I necessarily dance and perform other personal services for the king and his associates. As I enjoy doing that, I make no apologies, though I am known to my Polish girlfriends, affectionately I believe, as ‘Dziwka.’ I smuggled this blurb out of the harem through a friendly eunuch, and I hope to do the same with the tales I is now collecting for my next publication, which I’m thinking of calling The Casting Couch. ■
MOTHER PHUCKERS! by Phil Wohl May 03, 2012 22075 words Read a sample
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Phil Wohl is a professional writer by day and fiction novelist by night. Wohl has written over 20 books as an independent author, including Inseparable, Locker Room, The Rivalry, BlueBalance, Organic Nation and the Blood Shadow vampire series. The Brooklyn, NY native has two Masters degrees and gains pleasure from making people feel anything and everything through his words. Currently writing Blood Shadow: Book of Gabriel, the sixth book of my new-age vampire series.
Fortune Cookie Magic - Partial by Dee Dawning Jan. 09, 2010 13914 words Read a sample
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If you like warmth, live in Arizona like Dee Dawning does. If you like to read hot sexy stories born and raised in the sweltering summer heat of Arizona, check out his scribblings. Dee has been writing saucy romance stories and novels for seven years. At this time he has over thirty-five titles available. Dee & his lovely wife currently reside in Cave Creek Arizona, where he writes a novella every two to three months and a novel every six months.
Dirty Play by Kyle Adams May 16, 2012 13581 words Read a sample
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Kyle Adams has been writing gay romance since, well he forgot how long. Trust him, it has been a while. He’s quiet and maybe a little shy, but he decided to start releasing a few stories. We’ll see if people like reading them as much as he likes writing them.
Gophers by Rhett Bise May 14, 2011 13102 words Read a sample
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Writing is my passion, among many others. An author. A poet. A personal evolution student and coach. A father. A husband. An adventurer. A thrill-seeker. A meditator. And I have a day job. I started this profile to share how I learned to break open my life, find deep confidence and passion, and live my life's purpose. I still offer this, but I've begun evolving this into my true writing passion - fiction. Keep looking here for short stories, poetry, previews of my novels, as well as insights on personal evolution, meditation, Tantra and whatever else comes to mind.
The Erotic Adventures of Rubby the Robot and Other Smutty Sci-Fi Stories by Aussie Scribbler May 04, 2012 11254 words Read a sample
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Although I am currently happy and high functioning, I have had a long history of mental illness, including endogenous depression, bipolar disorder and obsessive compulsive disorder. My book "How to Be Free", for which I used the name Joe Blow, is an articulation of the ideas which have been useful to me in freeing myself from these conditions. If asked whether these ideas have provided me with a secure foundation for emotional stability, happiness and flowering creativity, I would reply, “Well, so far so good.” I also write humorous erotica under the pseudonym Aussiescribbler. In many ways my playful, irreverent and anarchic fiction is another form of expression of the approach to life I advocate in "How to Be Free".
Transylvanian Roulette by Aussie Scribbler Nov. 11, 2011 10288 words Read a sample
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Although I am currently happy and high functioning, I have had a long history of mental illness, including endogenous depression, bipolar disorder and obsessive compulsive disorder. My book "How to Be Free", for which I used the name Joe Blow, is an articulation of the ideas which have been useful to me in freeing myself from these conditions. If asked whether these ideas have provided me with a secure foundation for emotional stability, happiness and flowering creativity, I would reply, “Well, so far so good.” I also write humorous erotica under the pseudonym Aussiescribbler. In many ways my playful, irreverent and anarchic fiction is another form of expression of the approach to life I advocate in "How to Be Free".
Stocking Fillers - Erotica by Mouna Lott & T.H.Rusty Oct. 13, 2011 9943 words Read a sample
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T.H Rusty and I write erotica. The hot and steamy kind. Interestingly throughout this joint collaboration we've never met. My desire has been to express whatever I feel creatively strong about. Writing is all T.H. has ever wanted to do - and I'm not surprised,he's good at it! When we write together, words ignite and can make a raging fire of new ideas. 'Brief Encounters' - is a novella which tells the story of relationship that develops by email and text from a chance phone call. What happens when they finally meet. 'Sex Games' - is an anthology of our short story erotica, to dip in and see what we get up to. Both available from Smashwords. x Mouna
Riot Girl by Aussie Scribbler Nov. 13, 2011 8493 words Read a sample
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Although I am currently happy and high functioning, I have had a long history of mental illness, including endogenous depression, bipolar disorder and obsessive compulsive disorder. My book "How to Be Free", for which I used the name Joe Blow, is an articulation of the ideas which have been useful to me in freeing myself from these conditions. If asked whether these ideas have provided me with a secure foundation for emotional stability, happiness and flowering creativity, I would reply, “Well, so far so good.” I also write humorous erotica under the pseudonym Aussiescribbler. In many ways my playful, irreverent and anarchic fiction is another form of expression of the approach to life I advocate in "How to Be Free".
Shimmer by Cassandra Curtis Feb. 14, 2010 7890 words Read a sample
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When Ms. Curtis isn’t writing she enjoys the magic found in nature. She is an avid gardener and wildlife enthusiast. Her other interests include: art, antiques, astronomy, astrology, folklore, mythology, genealogy, music, eastern philosophy, and collecting arcane curios and occult artifacts. Ms. Curtis won the 2006 Amber Quill Press Heat Wave Contest with her novella, Cup of Fate. In 2007, she was a finalist in the EPIC Awards with her novella I Put A Spell On You. She now makes her home in the misty bluegrass hills of Kentucky.
Chip Off the Old Block? by Natasha Duncan-Drake June 03, 2011 7800 words Read a sample
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I am an author who also runs a small publishing press called Wittegen Press.
New Year Nookie by Heather Lane Jan. 12, 2012 7279 words Read a sample
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Hi, I'm Heather Lane, (REDWRITERGAL) I'm an author of Erotica! I love writing sexy books, and am happy to share my stories with you. Pull up a chair, get comfortable, and let Heather tell you a bedtime story.
Arrested by the Cableman by Tom Raimbault June 23, 2011 6296 words Read a sample
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Tom Raimbault resides in the Chicago land area with his wife and two daughters. When not writing, he works as a lab technician at a telecommunications company and is self-described on his resume as a “technology professional” who has worked with cellular & IP infrastructure, biomedical equipment, emergency two-way radios and computer hardware. Tom began to produce weird writings back in 2000 while working the graveyard shift. The nightly edits were emailed to a small collection of coworkers who looked forward to something unusual to keep them awake or humored. This practice was ended when he was moved to a different shift. Sadly, his enjoyment of writing was forgotten for several years, until the autumn of 2007, when old friends received a “blast from the past” email with the recognizable words, “Hello All”. The strange writings and short stories had resumed and a personal website was soon to follow. In autumn of 2009, Tom published his first book, Freaked out Horror (a collection of short stories). The work has been temporarily unpublished and will be re-released in 2011 with many additions, revisions and improvements. Check out his website that includes the blog at: http://sites.google.com/site/tomraimbaultwritings/ Tom is always open to new friends on Facebook where he shares photos from his nature hikes, family vacations and any random thoughts throughout the day. Feel free to request him as a friend on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=100000526443534
A Chance Of A Lifetime by Earnest Long March 14, 2012 6072 words Read a sample
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Earnest Long, the author has some experience or none of what he writes. The stories are fiction in the best tradition of storytelling. The author is past 40 years old but not past caring. He volunteers at a social group for people recovering from mental health problems, teaching computer skills. He lives in London.
I Effed Ashton by Anonymous March 17, 2012 5884 words Read a sample
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Teddy Bear: A Short Story by Linda A. Lavid Sep. 08, 2011 5717 words Read a sample
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Linda A. Lavid, an award-winning author, is widely published. Besides books, her work has appeared in the following publications: The Southern Cross Review, Wilmington Blues, Plots with Guns, Unlikely Stories, Ascent Aspirations, A Cruel World, Zimmerzine, Cenotaph, Over Coffee, Tangents, and published by the Haworth Press. A short story, "The Accident", was a finalist in Otto Penzler's Great Mystery Stories of 2003. "DMV", another short story, received an award from Ascent Magazine. My recent book, 101 Ways to Meditate: Discover Your True Self, was a finalist in the 2011 Global E-Book Awards.
Jolly Rogering by Aussie Scribbler Nov. 14, 2011 5328 words Read a sample
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Although I am currently happy and high functioning, I have had a long history of mental illness, including endogenous depression, bipolar disorder and obsessive compulsive disorder. My book "How to Be Free", for which I used the name Joe Blow, is an articulation of the ideas which have been useful to me in freeing myself from these conditions. If asked whether these ideas have provided me with a secure foundation for emotional stability, happiness and flowering creativity, I would reply, “Well, so far so good.” I also write humorous erotica under the pseudonym Aussiescribbler. In many ways my playful, irreverent and anarchic fiction is another form of expression of the approach to life I advocate in "How to Be Free".
The Apalling Ones by Byron Gordon Aug. 03, 2011 4937 words Read a sample
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Office Mating; A Short Story of Infidelity and Exhibitionism by Esmeralda Greene Dec. 31, 2010 4900 words Read a sample
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Esmeralda Greene is an erotica writer dedicated to the principle that erotic fiction can be red-hot raunchy while also being written with intelligence, elegance and style. In addition to her self-published works, she has sold short stories to such venues as Hustler Fantasies, Circlet Press, Xcite Books and Clean Sheets Magazine. Esmeralda's erotica has been called "exuberantly sex-positive," "life affirming," "scorchingly hot," "fresh," "daring," and "skillfully written." Speaking for herself, Esmeralda says, "My stories are fun, sometimes funny, sometimes clever and witty; but most of all they're sexy. Kinkily, raunchily sexy. Good clean fun at its baddest and dirtiest. "I sometimes deal with strange and taboo subject matter, but my stories are never dark and my characters are never victims (though some of them may pretend otherwise). My characters always enjoy and exult in their sexuality, engaging in their various unusual and illicit acts with unapologetic joy and a zest for life." Esmeralda lives in the outskirts of Great Falls, Montana with a poorly trained dog and an even more poorly trained girlfriend. The icy winter nights have taught her the value of a fit body, a vigorous partner, and most importantly, an energetic imagination. Sometimes her steamy flights of imagination boil over in the form of an erotic story, making nights warmer for everyone. Visit Esmeralda's website at www.esmeraldagreene.com
Oh! Brother: Sibling Jealousy by Anita Lawless Feb. 15, 2012 4548 words Read a sample
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Anita Lawless writes erotica from somewhere in an urban jungle.
Annatheia's Coup d'état (Fairy Intervention) a short story by JRR Brockett Oct. 14, 2011 4490 words Read a sample
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Complete rewrite of 'Dragons Son' book 1 'The Boy Scout' uploaded and published 3/30/12 Excerpt Palace guards open the way into hell and fan out in all directions; searching, searching for what, survivors, there aren’t going to be any…an enemy; too late, the merciless perpetrators that ravaged here are gone. What once was conservative elegance and quite conversation now lies smashed and ruined with ugly columns of evil smelling dirty smoke rising form blackened piles of what remains of people and their artifacts. Atthea and OrinRex enter the reception hall; the devastation they encounter is horrifying. Ghosts of elegant tapestries hung limp and smoldering from the once gleaming mahogany now charred and split paneled walls. Among the heaps of shattered furnishings are mutilated naked bodies in pools of spilled blackened blood cracked and parched on the ruined marble floor like the surface of a sun scorched mud flat. The men and boys have been tortured and the women and girls assaulted and left grotesquely splayed around the room. Their bones have been brutally broken and their skin branded and lashed and sliced with knives; the stench of burning flesh and hair fouls their nostrils bringing molten bile to their mouths causing them to double over retching. Excerpt "Rage and hate and black in a terrifying raptors stoop and we were its end; its quarry. Her arms around my waist she banked violently right then jerked straight up with such power and velocity that the blood drained from my head and I almost lost consciousness. Intense searing fire and pain exploded crimson in my mind as the tip on one acid predatory talon ripped the flesh on the back of my hand." Excerpt: “It’s not just underwear Kirk. It’s a kind of armor. It weighs nothing and will keep you cool or warm as you need. All fighters wear it, see.” Roannee pulled up her shirt exposing her belly button and the under side of her breasts. “I always wear mine.” Kirks eyes opened wide and his mouth dropped open in surprise. “Put your shirt down. Please.” Kirk begged not really meaning it. Still holding her shirt up and taking a coquettish pose. “Well silly boy. What do you think...hummmmm?” Kirk looked into her eyes and there was no shame or self consciousness there and all he could manage was a hushed… “Beautiful.”
Dumpsterotica: How Dirty Are You? by Allie Beck Oct. 12, 2011 4489 words Read a sample
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Allie Beck's passion is writing. She knew she wanted to be a writer when she was in second grade and published a poem in her elementary school newsletter titled: “Kierkegaard's Revenge: Reflections of Nietzsche in Barth's Work.” She came up with the idea for Dumpsterotica after watching two skunks eating a John Edwards campaign poster out of a garbage can. Beck lives in a New England town known as a refugee point for accused witches and in her spare time sells Baby Jesus Butt Plugs to raise money for Michelle Bachmann's presidential campaign. She does not own an electric toothbrush of any kind.
How To Pick Up Women Like A Musician by Nicky Faulkes Nov. 11, 2011 4333 words Read a sample
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The radio dial casts an exotic, otherworldly glow over the room as the Country Music Hour comes to an end. It's late and the seductive sound of rock and roll sneaks in the small town through his bedroom. The music and the warm, humid air hold a promise of intimacy and sensuality. Nick lies in bed and breathes it in, soaking up the atmosphere of the southern night. He mind is filled with dreams of leaving this small town and these small minds behind. He imagines himself on stage with a guitar in hand, singing and playing for the girls who've come to dance. His head is filled with the tales of wild women and dashing heroes his father and grandfather have told him. His ears are filled with a mix of the primal beat of rock and roll. The windows desperately seek a cool breeze in the summer night. What comes through them instead is the sound of a couple making love. The sighs and moans of lovers and the steady rhythms and plaintive wails of music mix in the darkness. As the intensity builds, a scream of pleasure and cry of release from ring out. All that's left are the fantasies of a young man and the pulsing beat of the music to fill his dreams as his eyes close and sleep overtakes him. *** Years later, the stories he tells come from a life of hedonistic pursuits and the driving beat of the music he's played. Memories and fantasies blend on the page before him. Now, the stories in his head are his own. He writes about women he's known and loved in his series, "My Girls". Stories like the award-winning "The Time of My Life" and others beg to be shared. Pictures of old friends and awards hang on the walls, the glass in the frames reflects the glow of the computer screen. Guitars stand sentry, ready to accompany him as the morning sun invades his home. Another night has passed and another day is coming. It's time to get some sleep but his memories, fantasies and music still ring in his ears as he lies back to drift away.
Bleep! by Alessia Brio June 13, 2009 4285 words Read a sample
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Take one part Appalachian redneck, one part aging wet dream, and one part filthy-minded wordsmith. Mix well and serve with chocolate-covered cherries. There you have the one and only Alessia Brio. Alessia writes all colors and flavors of erotica, from heterosexual to menage to same sex, and from twisted to humorous to deeply touching. (Sometimes, usually by accident, it even qualifies as romance.) Her work has earned her critical acclaim in the form of a few EPIC eBook Awards for Best Erotica, a couple Next Generation Indie Book Awards, and a Romantic Times Top Pick in addition to a plethora of glowing online reviews. Not all of Alessia's publications are allowed here on Smashwords due to censorship. Readers interested in the full catalog are encouraged to visit her label's website at www.PurpleProsaic.com
Creatures of Sensation: A teaser for the novel by cordelia Clark July 03, 2011 3921 words Read a sample
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Cordelia lives in the united states with her partner and her cat named ginger. she loves hearing from her readers. feel free to read her blog or friend her on facebook or twitter.
Dirty Hero by Kyle Adams March 31, 2012 3816 words Read a sample
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Kyle Adams has been writing gay romance since, well he forgot how long. Trust him, it has been a while. He’s quiet and maybe a little shy, but he decided to start releasing a few stories. We’ll see if people like reading them as much as he likes writing them.
Rose and the Alien by Nikki Palmer Sep. 03, 2011 3647 words Read a sample
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Nikki Palmer lives in Texas. She enjoys reading and writing. She loves to take a simple story and turn it into something that will make you blush! I'd love to hear from you at authornikkipalmer@yahoo.com. Check out my blog to see what I'm working on!
The Second Person by Alessia Brio Oct. 25, 2009 3301 words Read a sample
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Take one part Appalachian redneck, one part aging wet dream, and one part filthy-minded wordsmith. Mix well and serve with chocolate-covered cherries. There you have the one and only Alessia Brio. Alessia writes all colors and flavors of erotica, from heterosexual to menage to same sex, and from twisted to humorous to deeply touching. (Sometimes, usually by accident, it even qualifies as romance.) Her work has earned her critical acclaim in the form of a few EPIC eBook Awards for Best Erotica, a couple Next Generation Indie Book Awards, and a Romantic Times Top Pick in addition to a plethora of glowing online reviews. Not all of Alessia's publications are allowed here on Smashwords due to censorship. Readers interested in the full catalog are encouraged to visit her label's website at www.PurpleProsaic.com
Queens of the Stone Age by Aussie Scribbler Nov. 06, 2011 3295 words Read a sample
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Although I am currently happy and high functioning, I have had a long history of mental illness, including endogenous depression, bipolar disorder and obsessive compulsive disorder. My book "How to Be Free", for which I used the name Joe Blow, is an articulation of the ideas which have been useful to me in freeing myself from these conditions. If asked whether these ideas have provided me with a secure foundation for emotional stability, happiness and flowering creativity, I would reply, “Well, so far so good.” I also write humorous erotica under the pseudonym Aussiescribbler. In many ways my playful, irreverent and anarchic fiction is another form of expression of the approach to life I advocate in "How to Be Free".
The Anniversary: A Wife's First Swallow by Bella Jane May 13, 2012 3177 words Read a sample
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Hi, I am a new Author currently trying to develop my skills by writing Erotic Romance / Erotica Fiction, with a number of titles on sale through Amazon, Smashwords and other online bookstores. I try to focus on the characters and story but like to include some spicey content too. I hope you enjoy my books and I would appreciate genuine feedback, if you are kind enough to buy them. My plan is to write a several more, hopefully prove to myself that I am able to do this and then perhaps write some non-erotic books. Many thanks for looking, Bella (or Bells to my friends)
Sex Yacht - Sexy Sea Adventures #2 by Scott Rex Dec. 30, 2011 3048 words Read a sample
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Women make life beautiful, and I want to share that beauty and excitement with the world. The female phenomenon is a tumultous ocean of love, lust and cruelty. These stories are an expression of my masochistic adoration of these wonderful beings.
Tit for Tat by Aussie Scribbler Nov. 05, 2011 2908 words Read a sample
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Although I am currently happy and high functioning, I have had a long history of mental illness, including endogenous depression, bipolar disorder and obsessive compulsive disorder. My book "How to Be Free", for which I used the name Joe Blow, is an articulation of the ideas which have been useful to me in freeing myself from these conditions. If asked whether these ideas have provided me with a secure foundation for emotional stability, happiness and flowering creativity, I would reply, “Well, so far so good.” I also write humorous erotica under the pseudonym Aussiescribbler. In many ways my playful, irreverent and anarchic fiction is another form of expression of the approach to life I advocate in "How to Be Free".
Sex Island - Sexy Sea Adventures #4 by Scott Rex Jan. 17, 2012 2890 words Read a sample
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Women make life beautiful, and I want to share that beauty and excitement with the world. The female phenomenon is a tumultous ocean of love, lust and cruelty. These stories are an expression of my masochistic adoration of these wonderful beings.
Unbeatable - An Erotic Short Story by Katie Clover Jan. 18, 2012 2777 words Read a sample
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Author of erotic short stories, some (thought not all) based on real-life experiences...
Rubbing the Right Way by Bad Penny Press Aug. 06, 2011 2498 words Read a sample
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Bad Penny Press provides hardcore erotica that doesn't necessarily cross the line, but proudly stomps all over it. Our most popular stories center around "family-friendly" erotica, where love and lust know no bounds, just respected limits, but keep it all in the family. And there are many stories of cross-generational gay and heterosexual encounters, those demonstrating that an age difference makes no difference when it comes to sexual hunger, are the current primary focus. With PayPal's recent decision to back off from demanding that incestuous content no longer be offered on Smashwords, we are happily republishing our collections. Some Bad Penny Press stories spring from fertile imaginations, while a number of them are based upon true experiences. Rape and BDSM stories do not have a home here. Please enjoy Bad Penny Press in moderation. Aw, hell... take as much as you want!
Sex Pirates - Sexy Sea Adventures #3 by Scott Rex Jan. 01, 2012 2337 words Read a sample
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Women make life beautiful, and I want to share that beauty and excitement with the world. The female phenomenon is a tumultous ocean of love, lust and cruelty. These stories are an expression of my masochistic adoration of these wonderful beings.
TSA Employee Training by J. Alexander Dec. 17, 2010 2222 words Read a sample
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On the outside J. appears to be your average middle-aged soccer mom. On the inside she brews wild stories of adventure, romance, and sex to a soundtrack of heavy metal.
Sex Raft - Sexy Sea Adventures #1 by Scott Rex Dec. 29, 2011 2182 words Read a sample
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Women make life beautiful, and I want to share that beauty and excitement with the world. The female phenomenon is a tumultous ocean of love, lust and cruelty. These stories are an expression of my masochistic adoration of these wonderful beings.
Collar and Bone: a Split-Self side story by IsaKFT Oct. 02, 2011 2121 words Read a sample
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Partnership 101 by Alessia Brio June 18, 2009 2117 words Read a sample
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Take one part Appalachian redneck, one part aging wet dream, and one part filthy-minded wordsmith. Mix well and serve with chocolate-covered cherries. There you have the one and only Alessia Brio. Alessia writes all colors and flavors of erotica, from heterosexual to menage to same sex, and from twisted to humorous to deeply touching. (Sometimes, usually by accident, it even qualifies as romance.) Her work has earned her critical acclaim in the form of a few EPIC eBook Awards for Best Erotica, a couple Next Generation Indie Book Awards, and a Romantic Times Top Pick in addition to a plethora of glowing online reviews. Not all of Alessia's publications are allowed here on Smashwords due to censorship. Readers interested in the full catalog are encouraged to visit her label's website at www.PurpleProsaic.com
Legally Binding by Alessia Brio Oct. 25, 2009 2052 words Read a sample
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Take one part Appalachian redneck, one part aging wet dream, and one part filthy-minded wordsmith. Mix well and serve with chocolate-covered cherries. There you have the one and only Alessia Brio. Alessia writes all colors and flavors of erotica, from heterosexual to menage to same sex, and from twisted to humorous to deeply touching. (Sometimes, usually by accident, it even qualifies as romance.) Her work has earned her critical acclaim in the form of a few EPIC eBook Awards for Best Erotica, a couple Next Generation Indie Book Awards, and a Romantic Times Top Pick in addition to a plethora of glowing online reviews. Not all of Alessia's publications are allowed here on Smashwords due to censorship. Readers interested in the full catalog are encouraged to visit her label's website at www.PurpleProsaic.com
Naked Montreal - Part 1 by Laura Roberts Jan. 13, 2012 1938 words Read a sample
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Originally from President Obama's hometown, Laura Roberts moved to Austin by way of Montreal in November 2009, fresh off a stint as a sex columnist for the city's alternative paper. Having been unofficially banned from both SXSW and the Austin Chronicle after informing founder/editor Louis Black that his newspaper "bores the piss out of readers" and his over-priced festival "sucks," Roberts has been giving Austin the gears at her own blogs, Shoestring Austin and Black Heart Magazine, ever since. She continues to burn copies of the Chronicle as kindling for the fireplace in her Apocalypse-proof South Austin bunker, whilst she works on her opus, Naked Montreal. Laura currently helms the literary magazine, Black Heart, works as a freelance writer and editor, and blogs about all things literary at her portfolio site, Buttontapper.com. She also tweets @originaloflaura.
Sympathy for the master by Tanner Publishing Aug. 08, 2011 1797 words Read a sample
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The Unbelievably True Story of the World's Worst Sex by Laura Roberts Jan. 13, 2012 1774 words Read a sample
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Originally from President Obama's hometown, Laura Roberts moved to Austin by way of Montreal in November 2009, fresh off a stint as a sex columnist for the city's alternative paper. Having been unofficially banned from both SXSW and the Austin Chronicle after informing founder/editor Louis Black that his newspaper "bores the piss out of readers" and his over-priced festival "sucks," Roberts has been giving Austin the gears at her own blogs, Shoestring Austin and Black Heart Magazine, ever since. She continues to burn copies of the Chronicle as kindling for the fireplace in her Apocalypse-proof South Austin bunker, whilst she works on her opus, Naked Montreal. Laura currently helms the literary magazine, Black Heart, works as a freelance writer and editor, and blogs about all things literary at her portfolio site, Buttontapper.com. She also tweets @originaloflaura.
How not to have sex by Anna Austen Leigh Dec. 31, 2011 1594 words Read a sample
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Anna Austen Leigh quit the stock market while she was ahead to forge a new life as a full time writer. She now writes erotic adventure and romance, and spends her spare time managing her investments, rather than the other way around.
Jake by Alessia Brio Oct. 18, 2009 1524 words Read a sample
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Take one part Appalachian redneck, one part aging wet dream, and one part filthy-minded wordsmith. Mix well and serve with chocolate-covered cherries. There you have the one and only Alessia Brio. Alessia writes all colors and flavors of erotica, from heterosexual to menage to same sex, and from twisted to humorous to deeply touching. (Sometimes, usually by accident, it even qualifies as romance.) Her work has earned her critical acclaim in the form of a few EPIC eBook Awards for Best Erotica, a couple Next Generation Indie Book Awards, and a Romantic Times Top Pick in addition to a plethora of glowing online reviews. Not all of Alessia's publications are allowed here on Smashwords due to censorship. Readers interested in the full catalog are encouraged to visit her label's website at www.PurpleProsaic.com
Accidental Alien Anal by Anna Bell May 17, 2011 1425 words Sample 20%
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Intro: from the Jimmy Jolts Series by Luca Satana Oct. 10, 2011 1387 words Read a sample
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I've been having very very bad thoughts for many years now, and only recently decided to put these very very bad thoughts on the internet for all to see. Hopefully, you will enjoy my brand of very very bad thoughts.