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The Apalling Ones by Byron Gordon Aug. 03, 2011 4937 words Read a sample
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The Erotic Adventures of Rubby the Robot and Other Smutty Sci-Fi Stories by Aussie Scribbler May 04, 2012 11254 words Read a sample
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Although I am currently happy and high functioning, I have had a long history of mental illness, including endogenous depression, bipolar disorder and obsessive compulsive disorder. My book "How to Be Free", for which I used the name Joe Blow, is an articulation of the ideas which have been useful to me in freeing myself from these conditions. If asked whether these ideas have provided me with a secure foundation for emotional stability, happiness and flowering creativity, I would reply, “Well, so far so good.” I also write humorous erotica under the pseudonym Aussiescribbler. In many ways my playful, irreverent and anarchic fiction is another form of expression of the approach to life I advocate in "How to Be Free".
The Eyes Have It by Arthur Mackeown Aug. 05, 2011 991 words Read a sample
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My name is Arthur Mackeown, 65 years old, and a British ex-pat living in the hot and dusty Middle East. I first started writing three years ago, and have been published in several e-zines, and a couple of print magazines. My main hobby is travel,and I have spent time in India, Nepal, Turkey, Israel, Egypt and Morocco.My experiences in these places sometimes appear in my stories. I have worked at a variety of jobs, even as a sculptor selling work in local markets. I've also sold the occasional painting, but my dream is to become a full-time writer.
The Gingerbread Man: A Scrumptious Erotic Fairy Tale by Lynn Hubbard Nov. 08, 2011 1258 words Read a sample
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The Second Person by Alessia Brio Oct. 25, 2009 3301 words Read a sample
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Take one part Appalachian redneck, one part aging wet dream, and one part filthy-minded wordsmith. Mix well and serve with chocolate-covered cherries. There you have the one and only Alessia Brio. Alessia writes all colors and flavors of erotica, from heterosexual to menage to same sex, and from twisted to humorous to deeply touching. (Sometimes, usually by accident, it even qualifies as romance.) Her work has earned her critical acclaim in the form of a few EPIC eBook Awards for Best Erotica, a couple Next Generation Indie Book Awards, and a Romantic Times Top Pick in addition to a plethora of glowing online reviews. Not all of Alessia's publications are allowed here on Smashwords due to censorship. Readers interested in the full catalog are encouraged to visit her label's website at www.PurpleProsaic.com
The Unbelievably True Story of the World's Worst Sex by Laura Roberts Jan. 13, 2012 1774 words Read a sample
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Originally from President Obama's hometown, Laura Roberts moved to Austin by way of Montreal in November 2009, fresh off a stint as a sex columnist for the city's alternative paper. Having been unofficially banned from both SXSW and the Austin Chronicle after informing founder/editor Louis Black that his newspaper "bores the piss out of readers" and his over-priced festival "sucks," Roberts has been giving Austin the gears at her own blogs, Shoestring Austin and Black Heart Magazine, ever since. She continues to burn copies of the Chronicle as kindling for the fireplace in her Apocalypse-proof South Austin bunker, whilst she works on her opus, Naked Montreal. Laura currently helms the literary magazine, Black Heart, works as a freelance writer and editor, and blogs about all things literary at her portfolio site, Buttontapper.com. She also tweets @originaloflaura.
Therapy Session by Rushmore Judd April 19, 2011 1233 words Read a sample
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Rushmore Judd began writing erotic stories in the early 1990's. When the internet arrived, he finally found an outlet for his stories and what was a hobby became an avocation. Publishing on a few websites he developed a loyal following that encouraged him. His writing is straight forward in its descriptions without a heavy reliance on euphemisms. Frequently someone in the story is pushing a boundary, exploring new experiences or crossing a forbidden line. It is the struggle between conscience and lust that characterizes many of his stories. Others have accused him of being a woman who only pretends to be a man because of his intimate understanding of the way a woman reacts and thinks. He prefers to think of himself as a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. Some have suggested that his readings become required reading for young men and teens. His stories project a positive view of sex and seduction. In 2010 he started his own website (www.rushmorejudd.com) and in April of 2011 he published his first story on Smashwords.com. Rushmore has had a successful career as a business consultant and in that capacity he has traveled the world, living in Europe for a time. Currently he lives in the beautiful Berkshire region of New England with his wife. If you are dissatisfied with any story you purchased from me, please contact me at rushmore.judd at gmail.com. Comments and ratings are very much appreciated.
Tit for Tat by Aussie Scribbler Nov. 05, 2011 2908 words Read a sample
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Although I am currently happy and high functioning, I have had a long history of mental illness, including endogenous depression, bipolar disorder and obsessive compulsive disorder. My book "How to Be Free", for which I used the name Joe Blow, is an articulation of the ideas which have been useful to me in freeing myself from these conditions. If asked whether these ideas have provided me with a secure foundation for emotional stability, happiness and flowering creativity, I would reply, “Well, so far so good.” I also write humorous erotica under the pseudonym Aussiescribbler. In many ways my playful, irreverent and anarchic fiction is another form of expression of the approach to life I advocate in "How to Be Free".
Transylvanian Roulette by Aussie Scribbler Nov. 11, 2011 10288 words Read a sample
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Although I am currently happy and high functioning, I have had a long history of mental illness, including endogenous depression, bipolar disorder and obsessive compulsive disorder. My book "How to Be Free", for which I used the name Joe Blow, is an articulation of the ideas which have been useful to me in freeing myself from these conditions. If asked whether these ideas have provided me with a secure foundation for emotional stability, happiness and flowering creativity, I would reply, “Well, so far so good.” I also write humorous erotica under the pseudonym Aussiescribbler. In many ways my playful, irreverent and anarchic fiction is another form of expression of the approach to life I advocate in "How to Be Free".
TSA Employee Training by J. Alexander Dec. 17, 2010 2222 words Read a sample
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On the outside J. appears to be your average middle-aged soccer mom. On the inside she brews wild stories of adventure, romance, and sex to a soundtrack of heavy metal.
Unbeatable - An Erotic Short Story by Katie Clover Jan. 18, 2012 2777 words Read a sample
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Author of erotic short stories, some (thought not all) based on real-life experiences...