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Dinner For Three - a filthy quickie by Neneh Gordon April 20, 2012 3799 words Read a sample
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You will often find Neneh typing away into the wee small hours at home in England, cranking out smut for your reading pleasure. She writes erotica in a range of flavours - contemporary, paranormal, sci-fi and whatever else pops into her head. Visit her blog for free reads.
Dinner and a Movie by Voice Writer April 22, 2012 2297 words Read a sample
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A writer of life.
Digital Manipulation by Alessia Brio Nov. 03, 2011 1722 words Read a sample
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Take one part Appalachian redneck, one part aging wet dream, and one part filthy-minded wordsmith. Mix well and serve with chocolate-covered cherries. There you have the one and only Alessia Brio. Alessia writes all colors and flavors of erotica, from heterosexual to menage to same sex, and from twisted to humorous to deeply touching. (Sometimes, usually by accident, it even qualifies as romance.) Her work has earned her critical acclaim in the form of a few EPIC eBook Awards for Best Erotica, a couple Next Generation Indie Book Awards, and a Romantic Times Top Pick in addition to a plethora of glowing online reviews. Not all of Alessia's publications are allowed here on Smashwords due to censorship. Readers interested in the full catalog are encouraged to visit her label's website at www.PurpleProsaic.com
Diary of a Nympho: Special Delivery by Kelly Haven Jan. 19, 2011 9430 words Read a sample
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Born under a naughty sign, Kelly Haven spends her days relaxing and writing, and her nights frolicking and fucking.
Devil Red by Nova Chalmers Aug. 03, 2011 3299 words Read a sample
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Nova Chalmers never intended to write erotica. In fact, she did her best to avoid it. Her galactic travels, however, introduced her to too many promising predicaments, steamy scenarios, luscious liaisons and alluring aliens, for her to continue resisting temptation. Now that she's been converted, (and occasionally contorted) she's armed with a bevy of torrid affairs behind her and an arsenal of sexy stories to share. Pay it forward, she says. Not that she pays for it, mind you. Then again, she always says she'll try anything once...at least twice if she likes it.
Desert Foxes Live in Concert by G.R. Richards March 14, 2012 6255 words Read a sample
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There's a reason guys growl for G.R. Richards Erotica. You would never know it by the love of public television documentaries and great food in high-end restaurants, but G.R. Richards pens some of the world's steamiest guy-on-guy stories. Richards is no stranger to a bed damp with sweat, or the sweetness of bodies pressed against each other. Next time you feel the urge, pour yourself a glass of fine red wine, play some sultry background music, and join G.R. Richards in a world where all the guys get to play...and all the rest get to watch.
Delly's Erotic Delights - Episode One - Amanda's Chardonnay Tasting by Colin Archer Feb. 14, 2012 3897 words Read a sample
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Delicious by Nicky Faulkes May 11, 2012 1551 words Read a sample
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The radio dial casts an exotic, otherworldly glow over the room as the Country Music Hour comes to an end. It's late and the seductive sound of rock and roll sneaks in the small town through his bedroom. The music and the warm, humid air hold a promise of intimacy and sensuality. Nick lies in bed and breathes it in, soaking up the atmosphere of the southern night. He mind is filled with dreams of leaving this small town and these small minds behind. He imagines himself on stage with a guitar in hand, singing and playing for the girls who've come to dance. His head is filled with the tales of wild women and dashing heroes his father and grandfather have told him. His ears are filled with a mix of the primal beat of rock and roll. The windows desperately seek a cool breeze in the summer night. What comes through them instead is the sound of a couple making love. The sighs and moans of lovers and the steady rhythms and plaintive wails of music mix in the darkness. As the intensity builds, a scream of pleasure and cry of release from ring out. All that's left are the fantasies of a young man and the pulsing beat of the music to fill his dreams as his eyes close and sleep overtakes him. *** Years later, the stories he tells come from a life of hedonistic pursuits and the driving beat of the music he's played. Memories and fantasies blend on the page before him. Now, the stories in his head are his own. He writes about women he's known and loved in his series, "My Girls". Stories like the award-winning "The Time of My Life" and others beg to be shared. Pictures of old friends and awards hang on the walls, the glass in the frames reflects the glow of the computer screen. Guitars stand sentry, ready to accompany him as the morning sun invades his home. Another night has passed and another day is coming. It's time to get some sleep but his memories, fantasies and music still ring in his ears as he lies back to drift away.
DeCock in Cambodia by Trevor DeCock Dec. 13, 2011 2854 words Read a sample
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Biography of DeCock is in de book.
Deathly Swallows by S. L. Marks Dec. 09, 2011 5773 words Read a sample
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I've lived in Central Florida for most of my life. Not only have I had some extraordinary sexual exploits, but I've heard of the some of the strangest encounters also. Some of these are memorable enough to put into words. I hope you enjoy them.
Death Wears A Black Basque by Ray Daley Feb. 14, 2012 884 words Read a sample
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Ray Daley was born in Coventry & still lives there. He served 6 yrs in the RAF as a clerk & spent most of his time in a Hobbit hole in High Wycombe. He is a published poet & has been writing stories since he was 10. His current dream is to eventually finish the Hitch Hikers fanfic novel he's been writing since 1986.
Deadly Seductions: Busted by Purple Martinee Media Jan. 25, 2012 7769 words Read a sample
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Purple Martinee is a media company offering a plethora of entertainment through publishing, films, web-series and more.
Dark Was The Path by Delta Oct. 19, 2011 2369 words Read a sample
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Dark Love by Selena Cross April 09, 2011 7782 words Read a sample
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I am fascinated with the dark realm of the mind and the monsters that lurk there. I have been writing erotic stories about vampires since I was about 13 years old. I hid them from my parents back then though and only allowed certain people to read them. When I was younger I emulated Poe and Dickens as non-fiction writers and have tried to incorporate bit from each in my writing style. I am not a big Anne Rice or Twighlight fan so please don't compare my writing to either.
Dark by Evangeline Love Jan. 02, 2011 2426 words Read a sample
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After attempting but failing miserably at college and snoozing through her ten hour work days Eve knew she needed to do something more exciting with her life. What started out as a hobby, quickly turned into several stories, some short, some long, some dead ends and some just no good at all. Evangeline is a sucker for a happy ending, a chocoholic and the rare person who loathes coffee. She loves being able to create worlds in which your everyday person can find true love and happiness... And maybe a little something to singe the sheets.
Daring Hearts by Leigh Ellwood June 12, 2009 2344 words Read a sample
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Dareville After Dark by Leigh Ellwood May 16, 2011 13448 words Read a sample
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Dare: Threesome by Roxy Jacobs March 12, 2011 3296 words Read a sample
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Roxy Jacobs loves words and worlds where love and magic are real. From Regency England to dark paranormal otherworlds, she enjoys writing tales of strong heroes, quirky heroines, and the sparks that challenge them to bend their way of thinking. From sexy to scorching, her love stories will warm your heart and other spots, too. While not every story leads to the altar, her heroes and heroines always walk away satisfied. Indulge yourself!
Dare Not Ask The Dead by Madeira Desouza Oct. 08, 2010 20392 words Read a sample
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I was born in the United States into a Portuguese-American culture dominated by the Roman Catholic Church. That culture showed no room for anything but macho and tough males, who were expected to produce babies after getting married to a subservient woman. In that culture, the more tough a man looked and acted, and the higher the number of offspring he generated earned him a higher perceived masculinity. Growing up in that culture ensured my social programming was to think that I was straight. Eventually, I discovered the truth that I am gay and then I had to redefine and remake myself. My formal university education was in journalism, which taught me the art and craft of storytelling, photography, news reporting, etc. In the professional context, I learned that telling a story is an essential ingredient if one wants to connect with an audience. I am unlike many gay authors. I tell stories and create illustrations about masculine men involved with one another to provoke the viewer. I have seen all my life how straight people do not like to see masculine men showing affection towards one another. Straight people will accept drag shows and comedies about effeminate gay men. And why not? Those are non-threatening. But, if masculine men are depicted in a story or images showing sexual interest in one another, oh boy, that suddenly becomes very threatening to straight people! Some gay men I have encountered also find it uncomfortable to witness masculine men showing sexual interest in one another. Gays relegate such masculine men to the pejorative category of being “too butch.” For all of these reasons, I choose to provoke the viewer in my stories and illustrations. Check out this URL where I have one page that provides an insider's tour of my time travel trilogy to help readers have a richer experience: http://mondomacho.com/men/stories/dare-not-ask-the-dead/author-comments/
Dangerous Daddy's Bad Girl by Alex Anders Nov. 21, 2011 6949 words Read a sample
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Dangerous Daddy's Bad Boy by Alex Anders Sep. 27, 2011 6886 words Sample 20%
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Dancing The Nutcracker by Nandi Berry Dec. 09, 2011 2152 words Read a sample
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Hi and Welcome! So you want to know about me... well I'm married SAHM (Stay At Home Mom) with two kids. I'm also an ex-erotic author. I was multi-published with several publishers, until I became disillusioned with the industry and I'm a little cynical about it at times. Yet I still have a passion for the written word, especially sexy ones, I created my blog to share that passion. And since I can't get rid of those pesky plot bunnies I dabble with short stories now and then.
Dancing by Kallysten July 28, 2010 3586 words Read a sample
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Kallysten’s most exciting accomplishment to date was to cross a few thousand miles and an ocean to pursue (and catch!) the love of her life. She has been writing for almost fifteen years, and always enjoyed sharing her stories and listening to the readers' reactions. After playing with science fiction, short stories, poetry and fanfiction, she is now trying her hand, heart and words at paranormal romance novels. To see her other ebooks, listen to free audiobooks, or read free stories, visit http://original.kallysten.net
Dance for Me Spanking Erotica by Michelle Fox April 19, 2012 2377 words Read a sample
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Damsel in This Dress by Chantale Reve March 27, 2011 225 words Sample 100%
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Corporate robot by day, lucid dreamer by night, Chantale Reve lives to express her thoughts on the human condition through erotic short fiction (especially erotic mystery and suspense stories) and poetry. She is inspired by and enjoys the creations of other artists – from novelists and poets, to dancers, musicians, visual artists and chefs. She also is profoundly influenced by certain existentialist schools of thought; by the literature of William Shakespeare, Anaϊs Nin, Henry Miller, Alice Walker, Philip K. Dick, Richard Burton Matheson, James Patterson, John Le Carré, Ian Fleming, among others; and by the cinematic genius of Hitchcock, Chabrol, Truffaut, Fellini and Almodóvar. Chantale’s worldview continues to be shaped by her travels and by the images and messages in remarkable independent, modern and postmodern films from around the world.
Daisa's Adonis by Vallory Vance March 19, 2012 2133 words Read a sample
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Essentially a writer of romance, tender moments, and long kisses.
Dahlia: a Club Coquette Tale by Cheyenne West Nov. 13, 2011 3925 words Read a sample
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My mother is a poet; my father is an architect. I own and manage Club Coquette in downtown Conshohocken during the day. At night, I write. And every time I'm told what a dirty mind I have, I take it as a compliment.
Daddy, Please Don't Spank Me in Public! by Manhattan Minx May 18, 2012 4757 words Read a sample
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An award winning, best-selling author, Manhattan Minx publishes under a pen name because she is legally encumbered to a Big 6 publisher. She does not wish to get sued for conflict of interest so for the time being will remain Manhattan Minx.
Daddy's Twins: An Erotic Short Story by Ragdoll Bones Oct. 06, 2011 5042 words Read a sample
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Ragdoll Bones is full of stories about naughty liaisons, lusty step-daughters and step-sons, and kinky hotel sex. Come again soon!
Daddy's Naughty Girl by Audri London Dec. 12, 2011 1406 words Read a sample
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Audri likes lollipops, sex, and older men. Freud would probably say she has a daddy complex, but whatevs. When she’s not cramming for a test (or cramming something in her mouth), Audri is typing up flights of taboo fancy.
Daddy's Candy by Alix Storm Oct. 29, 2011 4433 words Read a sample
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Alix Storm. Ride the erotic storm! Fire and ice, the heat and cold, cold burn of passion. Alix is drawn to passion and overwhelming need. She’s a lover of lust and desire and greets every day with a saucy wink and swing of her hips. And if you’re lucky you may get the curve of a breast, too. Alix is both a voracious reader and writer who is drawn to sexy men of all ages. Her stories ignore most conventional taboos, so be warned, or titillated. Strap in and enjoy the ride! Alix certainly will! You can reach her at alixstormauthor at gmail dot com For information on Alix’s upcoming releases, please visit her at http://alixstorm.wordpress.com/
Daddy's Backdoor Girl by Sara Palmer Nov. 05, 2011 7239 words Read a sample
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Sara Pierce was a writer from a very early age; her mother still has her first book, "written" when she was still in pre-school. Born in Germany and raised between there and California, she had the travelling bug instilled in her at a young age. A proud participant for LGBT activities in her home community, Sara resides in central California with her partner and menagerie of pets.
Daddy Catches His Little Slut (Daddy Sex Stories) by Candy Young Oct. 21, 2011 3455 words Read a sample
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I apologize for removing all the books in this collection. I appreciate all of your support. As a writer, it means a great deal to me. Unfortunately, this book collection has been removed in accordance with Smashword's request. Paypal objected to the stories content (although they were between consenting, unrelated, legal adults), and therefore, to comply, each of my stories have been removed from Smashwords. Thank you for understanding.
Cyber Lover by Lizzie Lynn Lee March 29, 2011 1988 words Read a sample
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Lizzie Lynn Lee was a guitarist, receptionist, executive assistant, tarot reader, boutique owner, and graphic artist before she discovered that writing is her dream job. The advantage is that she can do it in her pajamas and socks. She’s an incurable chatterbox, heavy metal aficionado, book worm, digital enthusiast and a night owl since most of her stories were done in the wee hours of the morning because of her caffeine-induced insomnia. These days she still plays her guitar whenever she gets bored staring at her computer’s screen or plotting the most elaborate scheme of world domination. Fortunately, she has a chronically short attention span.
Curtains For Two by DJ Williamson June 29, 2011 3226 words Read a sample
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Just another wandering author. A little dirtier than the rest.
Cupboard Love by Nik.A Lezz April 12, 2012 2983 words Read a sample
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Cuffs / Knife / Belt by Klayton Frost April 19, 2012 1824 words Read a sample
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I write erotic fiction, and I take it pretty seriously. I'm tired of reading stories that treat sex like a joke or an irrelevance. I'm tired of cheesy descriptions and paragraph after paragraph of awkward self-concious scribble. It's time that erotica was given the serious consideration it deserves.
Cuckold - Part One - Confession of a Naughty Slut by David Wood Oct. 11, 2011 3010 words Sample 20%
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Crotch Rocket by Bad Penny Press July 20, 2011 4342 words Read a sample
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Bad Penny Press provides hardcore erotica that doesn't necessarily cross the line, but proudly stomps all over it. Our most popular stories center around "family-friendly" erotica, where love and lust know no bounds, just respected limits, but keep it all in the family. And there are many stories of cross-generational gay and heterosexual encounters, those demonstrating that an age difference makes no difference when it comes to sexual hunger, are the current primary focus. With PayPal's recent decision to back off from demanding that incestuous content no longer be offered on Smashwords, we are happily republishing our collections. Some Bad Penny Press stories spring from fertile imaginations, while a number of them are based upon true experiences. Rape and BDSM stories do not have a home here. Please enjoy Bad Penny Press in moderation. Aw, hell... take as much as you want!
Criside di Galilea by Amodio Tortora March 24, 2012 978 words Read a sample
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Crimson Kiss by Titania Ladley May 18, 2012 21659 words Sample 30%
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Erotic romance author, Titania Ladley, lives in the northern central area of the US. She is a nurse who spends her free time spinning tales of hot erotic romance in all sub-genres. (Paranormal, historical, contemporary, gay, lesbian, fantasy, light bondage, and suspense.) Visit her at http://www.TitaniaLadley.com PROFILE PICTURE: Borders booksigning in Roseville, MN. (Left to right.) Cynthia Williams, Anya Bast, Ellora's Cave Dude, Titania Ladley and Ruby Storm.
Creatures of Sensation: A teaser for the novel by cordelia Clark July 03, 2011 3921 words Read a sample
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Cordelia lives in the united states with her partner and her cat named ginger. she loves hearing from her readers. feel free to read her blog or friend her on facebook or twitter.
Cream and Sugar by Harris Channing Feb. 20, 2011 1740 words Read a sample
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An Army brat, Harris Channing traveled around the Southern US and Europe as a child before settling in Tennessee as an adult. Married with two children, she enjoys her family, reading, writing, and gardening.
Crazy Emma by Brandie Buckwine April 04, 2011 3735 words Read a sample
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Brandie Buckwine started dabbling in erotic writing at a very young age, and was punished accordingly. Now, she's all grown up and pursues her passion as much as she likes!
Cowpoke by Kelouisa May 19, 2012 3565 words Read a sample
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Kelouisa has been writing a little here and a little there for years. Her favorite work includes the erotic tales published here and on literotica.com as well as some Anita Blake fan fiction from several years ago. In real life, she is just a reserved little bookseller no one would expect to write dirty stories.
Coveting My Neighbor's Wife by Epic Sex Stories Nov. 02, 2011 20045 words Read a sample
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Like most single moms, I would do anything to support my kids. As a former Las Vegas stripper, I did. For seven long years, I did what I had to do to pay the rent, which is why my stories are so judgment-free. I put myself on all 20 of my book covers to remind me what inspired that story. You wouldn't believe half of the shit that I've seen or done. Struggling through tough times alone is why I like to write about strong women. You can see 45 nude photos of me by purchasing any of my five-story collections (Mammoth Erotica Collections, Erotic Romance Collection, Gangbang Collection, and Hot Wives Gone Wild Collection). Every Collection saves you 33% or $5.00 because each story only costs $1.99 instead of $2.99. I always give away at least one ebook, so download it and the free 60% sample of my other books. Ask me questions or give me feedback at Goodreads.com. If you like my stories or fotos, then please say so online and tell your friends because I could really use the support.
Cougar Loves Doctor Cock by Ruby Matthews Jan. 11, 2012 1525 words Read a sample
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Cotcote Girls Exposed by Cindy May Feb. 03, 2012 53761 words Read a sample
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Hi, All the advice is that I'm supposed to write a profile, but I find it a lot easier to write about the characters in my novels than about me. If I write it one way it sounds so boring that I wouldn't read it, so why inflict it on you. If I do it the other way, it sounds as if I think there are only two good authors in history, me and Will Shakespeare, and that is worse. There are at least three good authors ! When I have read bios from other authors, I'm not too concerned with where they went to school, what their favorite color is or whether they are 4 feet tall or 8 feet tall. I want to know "what makes them tick" and "What is it that they are trying to say?" The average bio just does not tell me, and I'm not sure if I know how to say it, so I'd prefer to let my characters talk for me. Maybe the best bet is to tell you what and why I write. Well, first off, I enjoy doing it, so even if you hate my books, there is one person that likes 'em - me! I have read a cross section of literature over the years. In most genres there is plenty of variety, and that makes a book or a film good, as you don't know what will happen. I recall reading one novel and there was a subplot with a cute Chinese gal. I wondered if she was going to make it to the end of the story or not. At various times, it looked bad for her, and in the end I was more concerned about her than the main plot. With most "Romance", the plot is 'girl meets boy; girl loses boy, girl regains boy'. If there is a good girl/bad girl battle, you know on page ONE which is which, so you know what will happen on p336. All that the other 334 pages do is to fill in the precise details. With erotica, the sex can be much steamier, and the HEA (Happy Ever After) is not necessary, but the girls are often just a system to transport the sexy bits from one bed to the next bed. That is degrading to women, and it stinks! I even saw a review where the reviewer PRAISED the lack of character development or plot. If the review was fair, then I do not think I would care much for that book. People are not self-propelled sex organs seeking another organ. They have all sorts of hopes, fears, desires, hang-ups, and that is what makes us act as we do. I wanted real people to inhabit my novels. I wanted Mary Beth and Kitty, Lady Annabelle and Mavis, Tanya, Svetlana, Abby, Tracy and Phoebe to be people you can relate to, and even think, “Yeah, I knew someone like that.” I guess another influence that impelled me to write is that there are things I feel strongly about. In the US, one phrase that gets me real mad is “trailer trash”. Someone may come from a poor background and live in grim surroundings, but that does not automatically make them trash to be despised. There are plenty of nasty people to be found in such circumstances, but you can find nasty people in the most luxurious penthouse as well. Has anyone written about a Penthouse Pig?In “Gold Medal Momma”, there is a Trailer park gal. Does she deserve to be called trash? In the UK there are similar phrases. In “The Lady and the Slut” the yawning gap between a gal who is the daughter of the Manor House and a gal whose mum was the village slut is central to the story. “Three Brides and One Guy” opens just after the collapse of the Soviet Union, and recalls the horrific ethnic cleansing in Chechnya where Russian families fled or died. Those that fled back to Russia faced discrimination. "Three Brides" explored a whole host of issues. In "The Slutlets Get Mad", the Conroy twins, Tracy and Phoebe take center stage in a sexy action packed tale set in the Cotswolds and Moscow with an explosive finale. There's plenty of sex, plenty of adventure and a chance to get to know Abby and her two daughters better. 'Even When You Lie' and its Sequel. 'Cotcote Babes' enter the world of office politics, office sex and the notorious Christmas Party. An interracial affair kicks off between an Asian girl and an English guy, but soon they must run for their lives from an Honour Killing. Add a gold digger who sets out to nail the boss and a gal whose mom dumped her like a carton from a fast food meal when she was five and the there is a heady mix of sex, love, lust, betrayal and drama. 'Once Upon an Office' depicts the self-contaied world of office politics and office sex. By highlighting these issues in a novel, I can say "Hey, what about this?" To take the easiest one, we all know that phrase "trailer trash", but people are NOT trash because of where they live. PERIOD. I would apply the trash label to the person who thinks of another human being in those terms, as it is nasty and unfair. OK, I guess I'd better calm down! If you decide to read one of my novels, I hope that YOU will ask yourself a few questions at the end of it. The characters are imaginary, but the problems they face are real, and real people face them every single day. Often the emotional baggage that the characters carry, or the way other people react to them, determines what will happen. I do kind of like a story where someone from the wrong side of the tracks makes good in the end, and I don’t like a story where the bad guy or bad girl are top of the compost heap on the last page. If you want to find out about my novels type in Cindy May in a search engine or on Smashwords, Amazon etc, and you should find a link I have a website on Google with a write up on my books and a few personal thoughts etc. https://sites.google.com/site/cindymaywriter/home I think I’ve said enough. LOL CM
Costume Play by E.B. Starpointer Feb. 25, 2012 2297 words Read a sample
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E.B. Starpointer is a hobbyist writer of adventure and erotica short stories.
Corporal Punishment by Ernest Winchester Jan. 23, 2011 2416 words Read a sample
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I must in all honesty, update this entry, for I stumbled onto the magic key to post a story on Smashwords. It was operator error not one of the poltergeist that I’m sure came preloaded in my computer that prevents me from getting what I want from it. For those of you who didn’t read this bio before—which I’m sure includes the rest of the world’s population—I repeat: I am an old man who loves to write. I started decades ago—the exact number is irrelevant—on a cast iron framed manual typewriter that would now serve little purpose beyond a boat anchor. I love composing fiction on the computer, mainly because of the spell check feature. Why someone who can’t spell worth a damn wants to write, I’ll never be able to explain. I take solace in the knowledge that some well-known writers throughout history were so afflicted. However, I must confess, that is about as far as I can go into this—to me—frightening world of cyberspace. I don’t have accounts on face book (wouldn’t touch it with a ten-foot pole. Almost nightly the news is filled with stories of people murdered by people they have contacted there.) I feel the same way about Myspace, a blog or personal web site. I don’t tweet or twit or what ever that is. That really seems silly--just call them and talk! So I’ll be contented to write and enjoy retirement until the final heartbeat or wayward city buss runs me over.